Wednesday, January 04, 2006

the early HNT from Guam ...

As has become a tradition here at the Diatribe, HNT comes early.

You see, Guam is on the OTHER side of the International Date Line. That means Thursday comes here WAY earlier than it does in most places of the world. For most of you in the states, as you begin your Wednesday morning, I'm beginning my early Thursday morning.

Wow ... lot of explaining there, and for no apparent reason. Plus, it's not like you get to see HOT half-nekkid pics ... just some dilly-dallying from a huge, pale, shaven-headed fucker.

Today, more fun with Photoshop!!

Lookit me, all craquelured. Blue eyes still pop though. Heh.

The mysterious surgical gloves. *cue eerie music here*


To find out more about Half-Nekkid Thursday,
check out the link, baby:
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Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• Guam does not observe Daylight Savings Time. A big part of the reason is because we're so close to the equator, that there isn't as much disparity between length of day as there is in areas further north, or further south. Also, it's really kind of lame, when you think about it, a leftover vestige of a time when the majority of the United States was agricultural and working "daylight" hours had to be extended during the winter, or shortened in the summer, or something. Also a vestige: the school calendar. Do we really need kids out in the summer to help with the farming anymore?

20 comments:

Suze said...

Dzer, I finally got it! That is your easy clean jerk off glove. LOL

BTW, you must chastise me if I am being too rude. *points ass at screen*

kathi said...

You're having too much fun with photoshop! I'm jealous, though.

You're starting to remind me of the neighbor on Tool Time that only shows 1/2 his face at a time. Stop that!

Alex said...

Great pictures.

I particularly like the top one.

My appologies for Suzanne's behaviour. I can only take her out to a restaurant twice, the second time is to appologise.

DZER said...

suze: still no comment on the glove. but lean over a bit and let me give you a good spanking with it.

gigi: that's me ... DZER ... aka Crocodile Man!

kathi: I usually have too much phone with photoshop ... plus, I do have the mad skills ;) ... and half a face is better than no face ... heh

alex: thanks, mate ... I love the trick mouse-click graphics you guys do on your side ... and no need to apologize for your lovely wife ... she is an ... inspiration in many ways ... gotta love those fiesty redheads.

SignGurl said...

Gigi totally robbed me of the moisturizer comment! *sigh* You've gotta get up pretty early to beat her. Oops, that didn't come out right....

Anywho, I'll comment (yet again) on the those beautiful peepers. Are you getting tired of hearing me swoon over them? I say if ya gots em, use em!

DZER said...

jenn: thanks darlin' ... and no, I never get tired of swooning over my peepers ... *bats baby blues atcha*

chrissie: tit for tat ... heh

and me a meanie? well if that isn't the meanie calling the kettle a meanie LOL ... and a threat is a threat :P

Everything Nice said...

Good thing your not latex-intolerant.

Nice photoshop pics though, still think the puzzle is my favorite.

Hoochie Mama said...

The glove scares me!

Anonymous said...

There's some connection here between the rubber glove and moisturizer...

What are you up to over there, Dzer?

DZER said...

EN: Thanks ... the puzzle was fun :)

tequilagirl: in a good way? LOL

grainne: no comment on the gloves. ... and yes, I'm a meanie :P ... and I wasn't being a tease ... just ... reticent

AAG: no comment on the gloves darlin' ... but wouldn't you like to konw what I'm up to? ;)

kathi said...

I can't believe you put that sweet puppy in the NO sign.

Chrissie ~ Would you mind ENLARGING that button of dzer's butt on your site please? What other pics ya got of him?

DZER said...

kathi: threats must be countered. DZER's Diatribe does not negotiate with ass terrorists!!

mikster said...

Wilson Wilson Dzer?...ala Tool Time of course.

DZER said...

mike: howdy neighbor!

terry said...

whaddya mean, not hot?? jeez.

and it's a good thing chrissie posted your ass pic, because clearly you're never going to come through with that yourself.

tease.

Natalia said...

Erm...the gloves are kinda...erm...kinky and me likey :)

-N

DZER said...

terry: I always cum through, eventually ... I was HNT hijacked! LOL

natalia: heh ... *smack of latex being stretched on hand* ... ya think? and goody ;)

Lee Ann said...

Ah, great pics! Happy HNT!

sassinak said...

re the rgfotd? WORD!! motherfukcing WORD!

DZER said...

lee ann: aww ... thanks darin'!!

sass: wow!! such enthusiasm for the RGFOTD! I lurve it ;)