• I love irony in plain sight ... like the tow truck being towed by a tow truck I saw yesterday.
• I managed to put off doing laundry one more day (so I could play WOW until it went down) by buying a couple new shirts after work.
• Why is the start of the NFL season so far away, while hockey and NBA basketball seem like they NEVER go away.
• When the hell did Camel start making menthols, by the way? You quit smoking and you miss all kinds of developments! LOL
• Anyone wanna do my laundry for me tomorrow?
• What's another word for Thesaurus?