Confucius says ...

Too uninspired to write, yet again. And, yet again, sharing e-mail funnies with ya:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on Earth! But next to best thing on Earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• While ancient Chamorro men were skilled warriors, fishermen and master navigators, the women were the heads of the household. That's right, the ancient Chamorros were a matriarchal society, with the women in control of most aspects of family life, inheritence and property.