I hate stupid people ...

I really think that we, as a nation, need to start adopting some legal standards for a variety of activities based on intelligence. I don't think that all citizens need to be geniuses, or even above-average intelligent, I just think that stupid people need to be restrained from doing some of the things that everyone takes for granted.

Like driving and otherwise using an automobile. We've all had to endure the dumbass drivers — the ones who pull out into traffic without pausing to stop and check oncoming traffic because they're in such a hurry to .. drive 10 miles under the speed limit. To get in front of you: can't wait. Once in front of you: all the time in the world. Assfucks. Or the ones who crawl along in the fast lane, or who move from the slow lane to the fast lane to "pass" the vehicle in front of them, then drive at about the same exact speed as the other vehicle for miles on end.

Let's not forget those who can't park. And I'm not even talking about the folks that have trouble with parallel parking. I mean the blithering idiots who go over their yellow line, parking their car so close to yours that the only way you can enter your vehicle from the driver's side is to take a class on Chinese acrobatics. I meand the selfish asshats that take up two spaces in a crowded lot, especially those that do so knowing you're right behind them, waiting to take that second space.

How about the people who totally block you from putting your items up on the conveyor belt when checking out at the grocery store? The stay at the near end with their cart, keeping you from coming any closer, even though the little check writing pedastal is at the other end of the checkout. Of course, most of these people don't have their check ready to fill out. Hell, they have to dig around their purse even after standing there for 15 minutes as the cashier rung up their groceries. Why couldn't they fill it out during? Forgot they had to pay? Lost track of what the hell they were doing? And then they have to dig for the I.D. And ask how much over they can write the check for. Or decide they want two of the potato chips that are on sale instead of just one. Learn how a fucking line at the grocery store works, for fuck's sake!!

Let's not forget the idiots in line at the drive-through at McDonald's who have ignored every sign along the drive-through for the last 10 minutes while they blasted their stereo, until they get to the ordering window. Then they need to peruse the whole list. Have you never been to McDonald's before? Yes, they've added soup, a few new chicken sandwiches, soup and salad. But it's not that complex. It's not like you can mix-and-match like you can at Wendy's. Pick a fucking sandwich, know what you want to drink with it. If you're getting the nuggets, there are only three sauces. Choosing one shouldn't take as long as picking a college. And get your fucking money out. And when you have the space to drive forward, do it so the rest of the planet can fucking order too.

I know that sterilization seems like a strong suggestion, but do we really need/want these people to reproduce and continue adding to the stupidness of the nation? Maybe we could just allow bitch-slapping on the grounds of stupidity.

"Your honor, I plead not guilty due the dumbassedness of the plaintiff. He took 5 minutes trying to decide between chicken strips and chicken nuggets, and then decided to have a Big Mac."

"Case dismissed."

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• An important facet of Chamorro culture is respect for elders. The traditional greetings of respect, are as follows: Man to male elder — take his hand raise it to your forehead while simulataneously lowering your head, and saying "señot." Man to female elder: Same move, or to lean in and kiss their cheeck, and saying "señora." Female to male or female elder: Lean in to kiss the cheek, saying "señot" or "señora," as the case demands.