Got in to see the doctor this morning.
He agrees that it's like a sinus infection. Got antibiotics and two different meds for congestion.
So why do I still feel like crap? I hate the toothache part the worst. That just bites. What if it's really a toothache coinciding with the sinusitis?
And why does this have to happen Thanksgiving week? Fuck.
The doc said that if I don't feel a lot better tomorrow morning to call him and he'll set up an X-ray. I'm guessing that's not good. When they have to X-ray your head, it's a bad thing.
Speaking of teeth and Thanksgiving ... you guessed it, yet another story.
So one Thanksgiving week I had a wisdom tooth that was fucking killing me. I was with a different dentist than my normal guy, who rocks even though I hate going, because work changed health insurers.
I ended up going to a butcher. Fucker. He pulled the tooth, but part of one of the legs broke off. He kept trying to dig it out. Unsuccessfully. On the day before Thanksgiving.
So I end up with a fucked-up mouth on the best day of the year to eat. Plus, he schedules me for a specialist oral surgeon to dig the remainder of the tooth out ... but since it's Thanksgiving weekend, I can't get in till Monday. Bastard. Butcher. Fucker.
By the time I get into see the oral surgeon Monday, he tells me the wound has healed and that it would be more trouble than it's worth to cut it open to go after the tooth shard, especially since it wasn't bothering me.
I just know that, at some date in the future, that's gonna come back to bite me on the ass ... like it will erupt out of the side of my mouth like a boar tusk or something.
Pray for a miracle, people. I need to feel mucho better when I wake up or this Thanksgiving will officially suck major ass.
Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• You're shitting me, right? C'mon! I'm in pain and I'm sick and ... bleah. Deal with it.
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16 comments:
OMG that's a horrible story. I hope for your sake that you get better so you can totally pig out Thursday.
Dinner,
you ate it,
there is none left
it was salty with butter
and it was def
You be illin', Duane.
you proceeded
to eat it
cuz you was in the mood
but holmes you did not read
it was a can of dog food
you be illin'!
jenn: major bonus points for you on the Run-DMC, darlin' ...
and thanks for your good wishes :)
LMFAO at the Run DMC.
small fry, big mac!
Oh Dozr... I wish I could absolve some pain for you.
Here, I'll trade you my bunk kidney for your sinusitis. Seriously, take it... please.
No really, Im sorry you feel so awful today... and what a shitty week for that. Well, if you don't feel like eating let me know and I will come over and prepare a nice meal for ya.
Apron, nothing else... hope I don't get splattered on.
:) smooches.
Hope you feel better dude. I used to get sick everything Thanksgiving. It sucks. Hard.
Awe! You poor thing! It just sucks being sick on the holidays. Hope you feel better soon!
hey deez i rilly rilly hope you get better by thursday... well wednesday for the rest of us!
also, that bees story? holy holy that must have sucked for them!
sorry you're sick dzer - it's always worse on the holidays. feel better soon!
gigi: that will certainly perk me up!
naughty one: ummm … no thanks on the kidney thing; both of mine are good. ;) … but I WILL take you up on you in just an apron … though I can’t guarantee NOT splattering on you >;)
sabledawn: thanks, man … and sick at thanksgiving sucks big time
lilith: thanks hon … I appreciate it! :)
sass: thanks, darlin’ … me too! and it did suck for them … but funny for the rest of us LOL
sugarpunk: yer a sweetie hon … thanks
armaedes: thanks for the silver lining LOL
allison: didja see yer button? LOL and thanks … I will do both :)
ell: thanks darlin’ … though I can’t tell if you’re acting when you say that … see how talented you are? LOL
chrissie: thanks, snookums LOL … not to sick to rush, lucky for you ;)
Feeling better I hope 'cause the pig out countdown is on!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving! I'll be back on Monday.
Sure hope you're feeling better for turkey day buddy!
And what kind of kidney problem does naughty have? (just curious since I only have one....had a defective one removed when I was 16)
jenn and lilith: thanks, darlin' and darlin' ... LOL
castufari: thanks man LOL you rock the Guam fact ... from your Magellan book?
mike: already feeling somewhat better; hopefully even more so tomorrow ... and not too sure on naughty one's kidney ailment ... sorry.
Sorry, Dzer. I know how bad it hurts, as I was recently in the same situation myself (sinus infection and toothache).
And I spent 2.5 hours this morning in the dentist's chair, watching the sadistic gleam in her beady little eye.
Such is life. It can't always be kisses and orgasms, now can it?
aroused girl: it's much, MUCH better today ... think the antibiotics are finally kicking in :)
and no, it can't ... but the more kisses and orgasms, the better, no? ;)
castufari: if you do, I will send you something Guam-ish in return — T-shirt, ballcap ... you make the call!
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