the ABCs of the DZER

Once again, a chance to learn a little more about the DZER.

And, once again, I steal from tequila girl ... LOL

~A is for age~
37 — *sigh*

~B is for booze of choice~
Vodka … though it’s rare for me to drink.

~C is for career~
I have been, am, and likely always will be
a journalist/writer.

~D is for your dog's name~
Fuck, why did this question have to come up?
I still don’t have a dog or puppy,
and don’t have a name picked out
for when I finally DO get one ... LOL

~E is for essential items you use everyday~
My Mac, truck and air-conditioning unit.
It’s hot here on Guam … LOL

~F is for favorite song at the moment~
Hmm ... no favorite song at the moment.
I'm sooooo outta touch LOL

~G is for favorite games~
Poker and golf.

~H is for hometown~
Well, I was born in Rome, N.Y. I was in a military family,
so don't really have a "hometown," per se ....
but I consider Mongmong, Guam, to be my “home village.”

~I is for instruments you play~
Define “instrument” … heh.

~J is for jam or jelly you like~
Actually … I prefer preserves.

~K is for kids~
None … that I know of. Wow! That’s STILL funny! LOL

~L is for last kiss~
The other night at the strip club … tongue and all. Heh.

~M is for most admired trait~
What I admire most in others? Or myself? LOL
in either case, intelligence/humor … can’t choose.

~N is for name of your crush~
Orange … though Grape Crush is good too.
Don’t like Pineapple all that much.

~O is for overnight hospital stays~
The ones related to my spinal tumor
when I was a kid. Since then; none.

~P is for phobias~
There are things and situations that are a bit scary to me …
but nothing that would qualify as a phobia.

~Q is for quotes you like~
“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.”
— Martin Luther King Jr.

“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
— Mark Twain

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
— First Amendment

“All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre—
The Feast is over, and the lamps expire.”
— "The House Of Caesar" by Viola Garvin,
the last words written by Robert E. Howard.

~R is for biggest regret~
Not doing more to have … no … nevermind.

~S is for sweets of your choice~
Red licorice, chewy peanut butter cookies,
fudge, divinity

~T is for time you wake up~
Usually not till after 9 a.m. LOL

~U is for underwear~
The password is: commando. LOL

~V is for vegetable you love~
Potatoes. I know some people consider them
to be a starch and not a vegetable,
but those people are wrong.
Mashed, fried, baked, scalloped … I love taters!!

~W is for worst habit~
the ones the nuns wear ... hate those!

~X is for x-rays you've had~
I’ve had a LOT of X-rays over my life,
too many to document here.

~Y is for yummy food you make~
An amazing steak spaghetti.

~Z is for zodiac sign~
Capricorn — maybe that’s why I’m always
as horny as a goat? LOL