heh ... this little thinga-majig amuses me ...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Duane!

1. Duaneolatry is the mindless worship of Duane.
2. If you toss Duane 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Duane'.
4. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Duane Head.
5. The deepest part of Duane is over 35,000 feet deep!
6. Duane can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Duane.
8. Duane is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
9. All swans in England belong to Duane.
10. Duane does not have toes.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The DZER!

1. Tradition allows women to propose to The DZER only during leap years!
2. An average beaver can cut down The DZER every year.
3. The DZER was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than The DZER.
5. You should always open The DZER at least an hour before drinking him.
6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than The DZER!
7. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up The DZER.
8. A The DZERometer is used to measure The DZER.
9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have The DZER for the rest of the day.
10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are The DZER.

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almost forgot ... mad props to tequila girl, from whom I stole this thing. heh.