This pretty much sums up my day.How close did I come to smoking a cigarette?
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*sigh*
If I had any energy left, I'd head to the strip club.
Drown my sorrows in a beer ...
... and between Yvette's thighs ...
... and between Desiree's tits ...
... and another beer.
I really wish the last decent strip club near my house hadn't moved.
Blech.
Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• Guam has the ONLY dive site in the world in which you can view both a World War II vessel — the Japanese Tokai Maru — and a World War I vessel — the German Cormoran — in the same dive, as the Tokai Maru rests atop the Cormoran.
16 comments:
D-Why don't you open up your own stip club?!?!?!
madame x: hmmm ... think I could get a small-business loan? LOL
velvet: thanks darlin' ... I'm not sure burlesque would go over too well here; we're too used to total nudity and the ability to touch dancers ... LOL .. though I would LOVE to see you dance :)
BTW ... welcome to the Diatribe ... to both you and Sparkle ;)
sparkle: I'll keep you posted, hot stuff ... ;)
hmmm ... how did I get on top of you ... *said the vicar to the milkmaid*
Yay for not smoking!!!
I just went to bodyworlds this weekend so maybe this pic will inspire you ^_~ -> http://www.bodyworlds.com.sg/images/pages/00006-02.jpg
Also, when I just caught your pic out of the corner of my eye I thought I was going to be seeing boobs...
sparkle: thanks, darlin' ;)
shay: some days are tougher than others LOL ... and are you saying my head looks like a boob? or that you were hoping to see my man boobs? LOL
murphy: hey! there have been some other cool ones! like the marianas trench one ... that rocked.
as for the strip club: I'm gonna call it DZER's ... featuring the DZERettes, a diaspora of ditzy dames! LOL ... oh, and every Friday: Karaoke Night! In the private rooms, the dancers will strip to you singing badly on the karaoke mic! LMAO
chrissie: well, I can't bring the wreck to Cali ... heh
Sorry you were having a bad one. many hugs coming your way!
-N
Well, if it makes you feel any better I feel just as crap today, for reasons I will not bore you with. However, by Friday I may be feeling better *winks meaningfully*
too bad you're so far away... i don't have any beer, but i do have thighs and tits!
natalia: into every life, a little shit must fall LOL
alex: sorry to hear that mate ... *slightly worried about the wink*
snow white: hmm ... prove it! LOL
i came that close to eating a snickers bar
didn't consider a strip club but found myself at some waaaaaaay different sites I found at Livi's.. guesss I don't get out much
Dzer's...What a great name for a strip club.
Four words DZER...."This too shall pass."
velma: I'll take you out anytime ;)
david: I think so too! thanks! LOL
mike: like a gallstone? LOL
i dunno whay I thought it was boobs - i think it was your head and your shoulder?
hmmmm
or i'm just a perv
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