a googlism for the DZER ...

Stolen from Velma (thanks doll! *smooch*)

Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything! Search for your name here or for a good laugh check out some of the popular Googlisms below.

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Googlism for: DZER
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about dzer yet.

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Googlism for: Duane
(a selection; not the complete list)

• Duane is the man. (Heh)
• Duane is president of the Duane corporation.
• Duane is the leader of the infamous U.S. Bombs.
• Duane is ecstatic.
• Duane is very happy to get fan mail. (Very true! Write me!)
• Duane is the ranking minority member on the committee on investigation.
• Duane is a real estate agent that is known in the community of Windsor for his dedicated client service.
• Duane is regarded by many as the top rock.
• Duane is going to divorce her. (What the hell? Who am I married to?)
• Duane is the president and founder of Baron Financial.
• Duane is a bright.
• Duane is in the forefront of utilizing object viewer technology.
• Duane is an outstanding runner. (LMAO)
• Duane is one of the country's best.
• Duane is a vegetarian. (This must be Duane’s evil clone!)
• Duane is a master gardener.
• Duane is a regular guest on regional television programs such as "Arklahoma Outdoors" and "Arkansas Outdoors.”
• Duane is the coach of the us youth fly fishing team & host of "Fly Fishing with Duane” on the sportsman's intractive magazine.
• Duane is available to give public presentations on the themes featured within this website.
• Duane is with a girl. (Duane wishes!!)
• Duane is the development officer for the department of mechanical engineering.
• Duane is remembered in history for its association with the Coast Guard and naval action in World War II.
• Duane is convinced that freedom in Christ means that he can do whatever he wants and god is obligated to forgive.
• Duane is an accomplished accordionist. (Polka, anyone?)
• Duane is a professional forester and has been a computer programmer and consultant for local small businesses since 1979.
• Duane is a powerful and energetic speaker and has shared his overwhelming knowledge on health.
• Duane is well acquainted with hostage crises.
• Duane is proud of his family. (Then why am I divorcing her?)
• Duane is tops. (Yay!)
• Duane is plant manager for the automotive and industrial electronics group for Motorola where he is responsible for seven production operations.
• Duane is saddled with a tired marriage; troubled children in various stages of pregnancy. (Is that why I’m divorcing her?)
• Duane is a lesbian. (True; but aren’t we all, to some degree? LOL)
• Duane is responsible for all sales and marketing of the Seahawks and its stadium along with an exhibition center, which includes television and radio.
• Duane is the proud father of four kids. (Not that I know of)
• Duane is the author of “Awakening Earth.”
• Duane is a former Barbershopper of the Year for the Winona Chapter and is the 1995 Land O’Lakes District barbershopper of the year. (Need a hair cut?)
• Duane is living what many Americans would call a dream life. (Only very poor Americans)
• Duane is bowling in another PBA regional event.
• Duane is also often seen performing for conventions of magicians. (Fuck you, it’s magic!)
• Duane is an internationally recognized expert in welded connection design.
• Duane is an asset to any band he performs with.
• Duane is also the author of “The Acorn Stories.”
• Duane is the boy next door. (Heh)
• Duane is the 1990 recipient of the Giants Award.
• Duane is currently working on Project Muse.
• Duane is getting quite good at feet and inches now. (Next up, meters and centimeters!)
• Duane is a graduate of Central Bible College in Springfield. (Amen)
• Duane is also deeply rooted as an advocate for the perpetuation and survival of the cultural arts within his native heritage.
• Duane is a rare breed of performer whose magic appears effortless. (Abracadabra!)
• Duane is one of Bermuda's premier entertainers.
• Duane is depressed. (Is that why I’m divorcing her?)
• Duane is deeply appreciative of the support and encouragement of those who enjoy his work.
• Duane is contacted by members of the press for expert background.
• Duane is a 6-foot, 4-inch 285-pound African-American wrestling superstar who hails from Atlanta. (I wish I was 285 pounds! LOL)
• Duane is supported and encouraged in his ministry by his lovely wife. (Wait! Aren’t I divorcing her?)