me no likee ...

Stolen from kathi, DZER's list of LEAST favorites:

• Color: Ecru … hate the way it looks and sounds. Bleah.

• Time of Day: 6-9 a.m.; me and mornings don't get along too well.

• Day of Week: Thursday — long story.

• Month: April … taxes, need I say more?

• Holiday: St. Patrick’s Day … I mean really, what other ethnic group gets a “national” holiday. He didn’t even do anything in America; he drove the snakes out of Ireland. Why don't we celebrate St. Augustine? Or any other saint? Sorry Madame X and Murphy, but I just don't get it.

• Food: Sashimi. I'm not a big fan of fish, but if I have to eat it, it's gotta be cooked. I do like some sushi, but none of it involving raw or semi-raw fish. Fucking bleah.

• Movie Genre: Elizabethan English crap (Sense and Sensability, Pride and Prejudice, etc.) What's weird is one of my favorite movie genres is modern English romantic comedies and action flicks (Notting Hill, Love Actually, Transporter, Snatch, etc.).

• Actor: Keanu Reeves — the man could play Pinoccio because he's so wooden. His only good role — Ted, from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. And don't give me the "Matrix" arguments. Those movies were good and fun (at least the first one was), but not because of Keanu. Two words: "Little Buddha."

• Actress: Andie McDowell ... the female version of Keanu. Only decent movie she's been in was "Four Weddings and a Funeral," and it would have been SO much better without her. Two words: "Green Card."

• Film: Sweet November. Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle was that bad! Keanu + Charlize + near-prostitution + anger management + cancer = please gouge my brain out.

• T.V. Program: Any soap opera or Springer-like show.

• Sport: Ice Skating … the only sport that chicks love more than guys. Seriously ... bad dancing to bad music ... on ice? And fake skimpy outfits, with nude-colored fabric instead of just nude skin.

• Animal: Most humans. Seriously. The vast majority of us suck big-time.

• Character Trait: Hypocrisy, bigotry

• Body Part: Teeth ... because mine are in such bad shape. *sigh*

• Piece of Clothing: Socks and shoes … I’d go barefoot all the time if I could

• Music: New Age — Tesh, Yanni, etc. I'd rather listen to neophyte music students at their first recital.

• Game: Love ... 'nuff said.

• State To Drive Through: Oklahoma ... flat and boring ... like the girl I sat next to in 6th grade (ba-dum-dum!)

• Sound: Alarm clock ... cursed be the persistent buzzing that forces me out of bed.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• My least favorite thing about Guam: How far away it is from pretty much everywhere else ...