getting to know DZER ...

This is your opportunity to find out more about the DZER.

Post a question or set of questions in the comments section — things you to know about me, my life, etc. — and, tomorrow, I will blog my answers.

Be serious or be funny. Dig deep or go for shallow.

Sounds like oodles of fun, yeah?

What's that? It sounds to you as if I was drawing a blank on what to post on today? No shit?

Heh.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• According to the 2000 Census, Guam's population is 154,805. Of that, 42,980 live in one village — Dededo, in the north

ADDENDUM
It seems as if Madame X tagged me, not realizing I had done the meme below. But, she had some additional parts, and I present them now:

I BELIEVE … I believe in God, the Father almighty, creator of heaven and Eart; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead, and was buried. He ascended into Heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty. He will judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost, The Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Amen. (Not necessarily, but amazing how that Catholic memory still kicks in, huh?)

I KNOW … that I’m smarter than most people. And it gives me sense of superiority (and sometimes disdain). This is one of my biggest faults. But I don’t expect you to understand that ;)

I CAN … roll my tongue, remember pi to six significant digits, crush an aluminum can on my forehead, change a tire, burp on command, juggle three items and make an awesome grilled cheese sammich.

I CAN’T … understand why people enjoy texting on cell phones. If you have a phone, and someone else has a phone, why not talk on the phone?

I SEE … the realities of life. But, somehow, I manage — usually — to ignore them so I can retain some semblance of sanity.

I BLOG … because it’s what the voices in my head tell me to do. Shut up! YOU shut up! Fuck you! No; fuck you!

I READ … high fantasy books (Tolkien, Eddings, etc.) for the most part, although I like crime novels and some sci-fi as well.

I AM AROUSED BY … an nice display of cleavage, a woman with a graceful neck and defined clavicle, a sexy woman laughing at one of my jokes.

IT PISSES ME OFF … that I’m not obscenely rich.

I FIND … comfort in small pleasures — a great steak, the lingering of a woman’s lips on mine, the curve of a woman’s breast, the voice of MFP on the phone, the laughter of my godsons.

I LIKE … it, I love it, I want some more of it.

I LOVE … when someone bets big into me and I have the nut hand on the flop (poker terminology, ladies).