• Mail out packages.
• Pay cell phone bill, cable bill, rent.
• Do laundry ... all five loads. Bleah.
• Go shopping for some new clothes — a few pairs of pants, a few new shirts.
• Replace driver's side tail light, passenger's side headlight.
• Clean out truck cab.
• Use my powers for good instead of evil.
• Stop global warming.
• Catch up on e-mail.
• Buy a winning lottery ticket.
• Play a bunch of Neverwinter Nights with My Favorite Person.
• Balance the federal budget for fiscal 2007.
• Save at least two endangered species.
• Get off my ass to reorganize the living room.
• Resume separating all my stuff into what I need, what I need to sell, what I need to throw away.
• Create a clone of myself to do most of the boring chores listed above.
• Become a bit more creative in posting to my blog so I don't have to put up weak shit like things to to this week.
Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The only mammal indigenous to Guam is the Marianas fruit bat, which is called "fanihi" in Chamorro.
The mad and often disjointed rantings of a large man. Warning: Posts on this blog may not be suitable for younger readers.
19 comments:
You forgot the hole in one ...or aren't you playing golf this week?
D sweetie when you're done with all of that...my bathtub needs regrouting, I need my 'veranda' swept off and a cure for the common cold please!
You're going to be a busy guy, DZER! Don't get so busy you forget about your friends here in blogland! xox
spirit: I need something to do in July!
madame x: I'll get right on you ... I mean it!
snow white: busy is as busy does ... and forget about who?
Um... wow! That's quite a week you have planned. I'd put off the "use my powers for good instead of evil" - you need to have some fun this week. Plus, you never know when you might need to take over world or something.
BTW - that was me waving.
snavylyn: ixnay on the aketay over the orldway! It's a secret!!
and thanks for waving!
vixxxen: aha! you exposed yourself as an evildoer! and how do you know I'm not a clone? heh
chrissie: well, there are many more things I'd LIKE to do ... but I'm guessing most of them would get me smacked or eyerolled ... LOL
and who said you weren't getting a package? ;)
And here I was scared that I might not know what you were doing at every given moment. See, there's no sense in worrying...just a waste of time. :)
I'm not being a racist ass or anything, but instead of cloning yourself, how bout you get one of those illegal immigrants to the chores you don't want to?
Couldn't be a BAD idea... After all, apparently that's why they're here....
or at least thats what they're saying...
kathi: ain't you sweet to worry? *pinch*
EN: no borders to cross to get to Guam ... just ocean, so we don't have the kind of illegal worker pool the states have ... plus, I'd have to PAY an illegal; clones work for room and board! LOL
I have a tail light that needs changing
Bwahahaha~Can I watch you "change" Kristen's tail light?
Well damn. I was hoping to get you to do a whole list of stuff that looks eerily similar to your list FOR ME this week. Hrmph.
I'll have to do it all myself, then. Including 'prepare speech for sister's wedding reception' ... even though I'm betting my boobies that yours would be much better than anything I'll come up with. Hrmph again.
Here's what you do, work really hard ONE day and get almost all of that done and then you can lay around the rest of the week and still feel good about yourself. Just one lazy ass guy trying to help another. We gotta stick together, but that sounds like a lot of work, so I'll just post about it instead.
laundry...booo...
clothes shopping... yaaay! it's especially fun to find new things to fit your new form. so enjoy that.
and if not, do something evil.
Hmmm...Balance the 2007 budget and stop global warming. Can you do that in one week? We need to send you to Washington. I like how you think!
kristen: let me take a closer look at your tail ;)
signgurl: watch away, darlin'!!
jmai: you bet your boobies? now that's a large bet! heh. and, btw, I do ghost-writing for a fee ;)
dodger: I'm too lazy to do that much work in one day ... if that makes any sense LOL
terry: yes! boo on laundry, hooray on clothes shopping! and I'll try to work in a little evil :)
david: I'm gonna try my darnedest! LOL
dang ... just missed you during my lunch break :(
and why do you think that you're not going to get a prezzie? :P
Just wanted to stop by and say hey you!
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