Well, here's what I came up with ... enjoy!
NEW BOOK ON THE SHELVES!
So, you read DZER's Diatribe daily but still just don't know enough about the DZER? Maybe you're just too lazy, or too busy, to go through the archives to find out all of the little nuggets and gems about the DZER that you so desperately want to know?In any event, your troubles are now over. DZER Publications is proud to introduce the soon-to-be international bestseller ... The Great & Mighty DZER for Dummies!
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IN THE NEWS
BEIJING (Reuters) - Striptease send-offs at funerals may become a thing of the past in east China after five people were arrested for organizing the intimate farewells, state media reported on Wednesday.Just in case you're wondering, the is EXACTLY how I want to go out! Instead of "Amazing Grace" or other traditional funerary hymns, there will be a mix of stripper songs with several exotic dancers disrobing atop my rather large casket! In lieu of flowers, please bring dollar bills with which to tip the strippers. LOL
Police swooped last week after two groups of strippers gave "obscene performances" at a farmer's funeral in Donghai County, Jiangsu province, Xinhua news agency said.
YOU'RE ON NOTICE!!
Fellow fans of the Colbert Report are well familiar with Stephen Colbert's penchant for putting people, things and bears "On Notice!"Well, I contacted my good buddy Stephen (fellow journalists and all) and he put up my personal current "On Notice" list. Wasn't that nice of him?
Note: The DZER will accept no guff from Canadians. After all, you ARE "On Notice!"
12 comments:
oh, yeah...stripper music at a funeral. That is the way to go! :)
Thanks for the shortcut version to gettin' to know the Dzer...for us lazy folk. Heh.
Happy Thursday!
Seriously? They stripped at a funeral.
I know guys that would love that for theirs, too. They'd probably request dollar bills stuffed in their mouth for the strippers...hehe
april: isn't it though? and you're welcome!
robyn: hey, maybe it will catch on as a new trend? lol
chrissie: so far, you are the only one! ;)
Seems like a lot of money for such a small book! :)
dodger: it's worth every penny my friend!
Nope, she's not the only one........I want to know what the orignal post was going to be
well now ... that's a whole two of you!
keep hoping ;)
I'm with Chrissie and Kristen. We want to look into the mind of DZER.
Pyrhonik: American currency only please! And isn't it a fabulous idea?
Signgurl: Hmm ... that's 3 ... do I have to do a post about the post I was going to post? lol
I grew up with you.. I know what I need to know and I also know that you won't tell us about the blog you were going to blog but blogged this blog instead....
So I need work with my alliterations but eh.. You are the brains of the family....
savage: are you saying you know that I know that you know that I won't post about the post that I almost posted about?
mr. colbert can put me on notice... or do anything else he wants with me... any damn time!!
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