Thursday, September 28, 2006

old man DZER ...

I think, if I live long enough, that I will be a crochety old man.

"Back in my day ...."

"Why, these kids today ..."

"Get offa my yard!"

"Damn whippersnappers!"

"Eh? What's that ya say, sonny?"

"I used to be able to go to the movies, have a Coke and buy a comic book for $15!"


9 comments:

ArtfulDodger said...

Heck, I say these things now! Oh god...

DZER said...

heather ... no shit! LOL

dodger: sorry, old man!

Stephanie said...

Omg - that's my grampie you're quoting.

"Back when I was a boy, we didn't have no tel-e-vision. We sat on the floor and stared at the wall and we liked it and were greatful to have walls."

SignGurl said...

I'm still trying to get over the granny in the last post. Give me a minute...

Shay said...

No no do one about strippers!! ^_^
hehe!!

ArtfulDodger said...

Old man!?!

KJ said...

What's with that chicks fingernails down there........

How does she put in a tampon?

Stealth said...

I have seen the chick with the nails...mine are nice and short...for er, um person reasons.

HHNT!

DZER said...

snavy: we had to walk 2 miles to school, in the snow, uphill ... both ways!

shay: back in my day, the strippers gave you your money's worth!

dodger: umm ... oops?

kristen: I dunno ... freaky!

spitfire: you a nails-scraping-the-back wench? heh