you need a fury to get your teeth in enough to take out a bite, and not do the shitty half bite thing where the piece you initially bit breaks into some fraction of the original and you're ego is slightly more bruised in the wake.
I AM SO JEALOUS. I used to love eating apples like that. But since my fucking dentist fucked up my teeth I have to baby them...this means cutting stuff with a knife and fork...not my choppers... I miss the good old days.
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morning, d!
i'm hungry.
ell: hungry for what?
chrissie: you eat apples this early in the morning? and there is no class :P
Are you angry because you've had too much fiber?
Too many apples will give you the trotskies!!
madame: I just think apples deserve to be eaten with a fury!
you need a fury to get your teeth in enough to take out a bite, and not do the shitty half bite thing where the piece you initially bit breaks into some fraction of the original and you're ego is slightly more bruised in the wake.
not like i would know...*cough*
I'm eating cookies if anyone cares
apples...yum.
Not as good as cookies, though. ;)
...have not been here in awhile...
I'm glad I came back. Like the "new" look...don't know if it's still considered new!
Enjoying life out here. Liking the quiet life. Hope home is doing fine! Miss it sometimes. Nothing compares to the island life, Pare'.
I hope you didn't take that apple from an old haggardly woman ;)
How about a bite at the cherry instead!
Happy HNT sweetie ;)
I AM SO JEALOUS. I used to love eating apples like that. But since my fucking dentist fucked up my teeth I have to baby them...this means cutting stuff with a knife and fork...not my choppers... I miss the good old days.
-N
i think it would be very enjoyable to watch you eat that apple...on bite at a time...was it nice and juicy?
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