OK, here's the deal:
1. On a three-lane road, the far-left lane is for fast drivers. The far-right lane is for slow traffic. Middle lane is up for grabs. If you plan to turn left in two miles but are a slow driver, stay in the far right lane until you near your turn.
How hard is this to grasp? Why am I always having to pass slow-driving asses on the right?
2. If you're going to pull out in front of me by ignoring a stop sign or from a parking lot, you'd goddamn better well drive with some kind of speed. After all, you were in too much of a hurry to worry about following the law and coming to a stop, right? It just follows that you would be equally willing to break the law by driving with some degree of alacrity.
Jackass.
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5 comments:
here's my take on driving:
you fuck up once, by my standards of course, and mass trasnport here you fuckin come.
so sick of jackass drivers cutting me off and not going anywhere, taking 3 hours to make a fucking right turn, coming to a complete stop at times they should, BREAKING WHEN GOD ONLY KNOWS THERE IS A REASON TO! uch. i want to get this scrolling LED unit to put in my car rear window that will say choice phrases like "i hope that cell phone gives you cancer" or "i have a gun. keep swerving".
I think all cars should come with cell phones, and their numbers should be their license plate. That way, you can call the numb-nutted assfuck in front of you and tell them to get the fuck out of the way.
But then again, they'd probably all just drive worse if they had to worry about picking up a phone.
in ny it's illegal to chit chat and drive, unless you have an ear piece....which i think is kind of redundant. everyone drives with one hand usually..so it's not the holding of the cell phone that's the problem.....it's the fact your talking to someone and not paying attention to the road that is!
I heard recently that hands-free phone use doesn't really reduce chance of accident vs. other cell phone users.
I think we need to form some kind of vigilante coaltion. DRIVERS: Danger, Real Idiots; Vigilantes Ever Ready to Shoot.
i'm down! what about
Driving
Rowdy
Ingrates
Voraciously and
Eeerly
Riding YOUR ASS!
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