If you have, let me know.
1. Lived with a bisexual stripper and my mother at the same time (And no, they were not one and the same! Freaks!).
2. Eaten half-raw shrimp that I caught fresh out of a jungle river.
3. Eaten pugua (betel nut) with pupulu (pepper leaf).
4. Been personally introduced to the president of a foreign nation.
5. Written for both the top selling newspaper and magazine of my hometown.
6. Won a Truman Scholarship.
7. Walked on the moon.
8. OK, No. 7 is bullshit.
9. Scored a touchdown, an extra point, punted and recorded a sack all in one high school football game.
10. Broken the bones of three similar-aged children (unintentionally).
11. Eaten live grasshoppers and a gecko on a dare/bet.
12. Been listed as the top player of a stand-up arcade game in a national video game magazine.
13. Experienced/been through more than 10 typhoons, including at least four supertyphoons, and at least one earthquake registering higher than 7.5 on the Richter scale.
14. Put a boring list of things I've done that you likely haven't done on my blog.
15. Killed a man just to watch the look on his face as he realized he was dying.
16. OK, I never did No. 15.
Honestly.
I swear.
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6 comments:
whew!
I mean ... what? huh? what are you talking about?
I think I will have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam!
eddie: I'm with chrissie on this one ... though dog biscuits are a tasty treat!
can i just say I LOVE the new pick ... frosted lipstick ... yummy-most!
well, I also like the side bustiness ... *drools*
damm
there is just nothing i can say that will top eddie here... nothing.
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