When in doubt, do the Q-and-A thing ...

OK, I got this one from berly's blog.

Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Martin Luther King Jr.

Where was your first kiss?
On the lips.

Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Does painting a giant “Soul Train” with the words DMC87 over the top of it on an interior wall of a government building count?

Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
I almost answered "yes" ... I thought the word was BIT. But I did hit girls when I was growing up if they hit me first.

Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
I’m a karaoke fiend! I’ve sung in front of small numbers of people, large numbers, no numbers … just pass me the mic!

What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
It depends on what they’re wearing … usually their tits.

What is your biggest mistake?
Falling in love.

Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
I’m a guy and I’ve imbibed alcohol … short answer: yes.

Say something totally random about yourself.
I’ve got extremely large feet.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Does Buddha count as a celebrity?

Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
As often as I can!

Did you have braces?
Not on my teeth. I had to wear a back brace for more than a year after spinal surgery when I was a kid.

Are you comfortable with your height?
Very much so; I just wish I was even taller!

What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
Sent me flowers at work. Either that or sucked my dick in the V.I.P. room of a strip club. One of those two.

When do you know it's love?
When they don’t dump me and tear my heart out … then there’s a shot.

Do you speak any other languages?
I’m fluent in Texan, American, Canadian and I speak some Australian. I also know curse words in several different languages.

Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Nope.

What magazines do you read?
Time, Quill, Editor & Publisher … among others.

Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yes. Several times.

Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Yes; my dad. It’s been 9 years and I still miss him.

Do you watch MTV?
Not since they stopped playing videos.

What's something that really annoys you?
Bad drivers.

What's something you really like?
Cold pork chops served with steamed rice.

Can you dance?
I can get by on the dance floor, though I haven’t danced in a long time.

What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
In college there were a few times where I was up for a couple of days or so.

Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No; but I have been rushed to the emergency room on a couple of occasions.