On Friday, Dec. 2, I put up the post all i want for christmas ... which was about how I really, REALLY wanted to get a set of the holiday balls from Jack in the Box.
A lot of you promised that you would get some balls to me. I'm happy to report that the very first set of balls has come in!! WAHOOO!!!!
This is a complete set of balls: the three holiday balls — rudolph jack, snowman jack, and new year's jack — as well as a new, normal jack.MAD PROPS go out to grainne, my fabulous friend from Florida! She's proven to me that it's not just psycho hosebeast superslut liars that come from Florida, that there are good people there too. LOL
A little backstory on the wonderful, brilliant, superstar that is grainne: The only person I've known longer is Chrissie. I met and befriended both at a chat site, though in different rooms. *sly wink* I lost touch with grainne for a while until she stumbled upon my blog, and I'm glad she did. *goofy grins*
I'm also sure she is probably a little embarrassed and teary eyed reading this ... *pinching her butt* ... but probably also heavily relieved that I haven't been too detailed in what I revealed about her. LOL
Now, not to say that I doubt any of the many other promises to hook me up with holiday balls, but I guess I'll just have to wait and see what else comes in. If you have sent me some, thank you very much, and I will post a pic of me with your donated balls once they come in ;) ... wow ... that sounded WAY dirtier than even I intended! LOL
This set is going into the office with me for holiday display on top of my monitor ... I will take a pic of that once I get it set up.
Happy holiday balls to all, and to all a good balling!!
31 comments:
Dzer, we don't have Jack In The Box over hear.
However, Alex has offered to give me his balls tonight. LOL.
Dzer,
The cat was actually playing with my balls last night, they fell off {the tree) and rolled acrosa the floor. I'll ask him if you can have 'em.
Suze,
Only if you're a good girl.
Suze,
On second thoughts, only if you're a bad, bad girl.
suze: but will you let him jack in your box, naughty, naughty wench?
alex: make her into a good girl being bad! back to the bike shed, lad!
I lurve you two with all me arse!
heh
grainne: LOL ... so glad I made your day, because you made mine. I checked the post office AFTER a long day at work and just got there in time to get the package, with like only 10 mins. before it closed. As soon as I saw the box, I said to myself: JACK BALLS! LOL
lucky I said it to myself ... people might have freaked in there.
and alluded-to request completed: Photo of me and my holiday balls are on the way to jack HQ LOL ... *smooches*
lol...I dare you to wear that out.
Linny: don't go darin' me, darlin'! LOL
plus, those are precariously balanced on my hat; they'd fall off if I took a step.
Of course, if I get a lot more holiday balls, I just might make my own jack-ball hat to wear out! heh!!
I can't even begin to describe the relief and joy I feel for you on getting a set of balls....lol
chrissie: you know I love it when you have your hands on my balls ... and in my sauce too ... and I do so love how you suck, my lil' suckadee ;)
and I know, just like you know with me, ya know? *smooches*
mikey: don't lie ... you know you are SOOOO envious of my awesome set of balls! heh!
oh oh oh Dozr, I have an awesome idea....
once you get them all, tape them to your desk like the jak ball party in the commercial, then photocopy the bottom of one and leave it on the copier for you co-workers to discover!
God I love those commercials.
And I really am beginning to realize the your balls would look good on my head too.
naughty one: anywhere you want my balls ... anytime you want my balls ... you just let me know
because ... I'm a giver, ya know?
yes, i want your balls. Not the jack balls.
the ones between your legs.... gimme.
cum and get 'em, hot stuff *wriggling eyebrows atcha*
Yes yes, I'm getting Red and Jess together... we should be down by this evening to tag team.
Hope your balls are ready. Don't kill any kittens in the meantime.
so, a knock at your door mid afternoon Guam time... heh, hmmm.
don't be shocked.
OK ... not sure I can handle all three of you ... but goddamn it I would fuckin' die trying for the opportunity!
and you would have to call me from the airport ... heh
no, we like dirty apartments. It's fun!
you could, you could... it would be like a box of chocolates, so much variety...
*and in my best forrest gump voice*
you just never know what yer gonna get!
momma always said:
fuck 'em all dear. the more you bang, the better it will hang.
heh
now serving No. 1!!
Can we see yer real balls, luv?
I'm glad to see that you had the balls on your head.........and not on your chin...
*wink*
*insert funny ball comment here*
All the good ball comments were already taken :-(
alwaysarousedgirl: you never know what Santa might bring ;)
gigi: that's me! big and strong and brave! LOL
deb: LMAO ... yer nuts! I mean MY nuts ... yer chin ;)
jenn: no such thing as all good balls comments being taken. take my balls; please!
mrs. la hooker: I bet you'd like to get your greedy little hands on my balls, wouldn't ya? ;)
I promise this to be the first and only time I ever say this. "Nice balls, dude." Ew. That physically hurt.
that... is an EXCELLENT photo...! too bad you didn't have your balls in time for your company christmas party
sabledawn: thanks ... and thanks! LOL
terry: glad you like, darlin' ... and yes, my holiday balls cum late ;)
Dzer, check your mail. I've sent you a little something from the UK.
suze ... I checked my e-mail ... dzer@teleguam.net ... nothing there hon
In further examining this picture, I noticed that you are once again nekkid. How much time do you spend in this state? 70%?
Just askin' so I can fill in my Dzer book that I plan on using to train new Dzerettes.
dzer - i am SO happy. for you. and your balls! :)
Yay! I'm so happy that you got your balls!! ^_^
jenn: pretty much all the time LOL
ell: thank you ... feel free to come over and play with my balls ;)
shay: thanks! Me and my balls are happy too! They'd be happier with a little help from you though ;)
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