And I truly respect your viewpoints, whatever they may be. I get it. I see and understand. It's not your thing and you don't want it to be your thing. It's a lonely, forlorn time for you. It has too many bad memories. Or you're a total asshole in general, and especially during the holidays. You're a Grinch. A Scrooge.
Again — cool. That's you.
But can you get off our backs; the rest of us, the ones who love Christmas, the ones celebrating the season and having fun and being joyful and merry?
Seriously. Just stop harshing our fucking groove.
And yes, I used the phrase "harshing our fucking groove." Get over it.
I'm in a holiday mood. I have the Christmas spirit. I even like the holiday press at the stores, and the crazed shoppers. I'm wishing waiters, servers, gas station attendants, store clerks, cashiers, friends and passersby Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.
The whole sha-bang-a-bang.
And you people who are trying to spread your Grinchness, your Scrooge-itude, your anti-Christmas sentiments are pissing me off. All the complaints: Why are the lights up so early? It's over-commercialized! Why start so freaking early? Do I have to hear another Christmas carol?
Do you people make these complaints, or similar ones, at other holidays? Fuck, what's will all the red-white-and-blue for Independence Day? Not ANTOHER fireworks show! Dammit! There's just too much patriotism. Or, why do they sell so many kinds of Halloween candy? If I have to see one more witch costume or jack-o-lantern, I'm gonna hurl! Why the fuck are the so many flowers at Mother's day? Can't these moms eat at home? Why are the crowding our Sunday Brunch place.
I don't expect or want you to get into the spirit or play along or convert or anything.
Just keep it to yourself and your fellow mood-bashers. Leave us the fuck alone.
Oh ... and merry fucking Christmas to you, even if you don't want one!Argh!
OK ... no one's gonna bring me down. Fa la la la la, bitches!
11 comments:
Fa la la la la to you too. I am not in the xmas mood yet. Maybe because things are so hectic. But I am not about to bash anyone else's groove :)
-N
gigi: total throwback, huh? LOL ... I think you actually have to be a stoner to use that phrase effectively.
nat: There's like 5 days till Christmas! Find the mood, darlin'! LOL ... and thanks for no bashing grooves. ;)
murph: thanks for the support, pard ... nice when someone's got your back over the important shit LOL
The only thing I'm tired of is carols....8 to 12 hours a day..that won't end until the middle of January...but that's what I get for working in a retail setting...lol
k, i just have issues with multi-colored lights.... sorry that pissed you off.
if you can give me a happy go lucky explanation as to why pink blue and yellow need to be on a christmas light strand I'll take it back.
You are the tits.
That picture is priceless. My sentiments exactly!
mike: you're right .... it IS your fault! LOL
naughty one: I don't know where you got that from. If you recall, I heartily AGREED with you on that issue.
santa's elf ... whomever you are ... bite me. hard.
wrygirl: that I am, love ... that I am!
jenn: thanks darlin' ... it's the second time I have resorted to the double finger fuck-you pose on my blog ... I'm sure it won't be the last LOL
LOVE the pic!!!! LOL!!
I think you should send that as your Christmas card to all the Scrooges you know!!!!
That'll teach 'em not to mess with your freakin' Christmas! :)
big pissy: heh ... good idea ... maybe for next year, since I got my cards out sooooo early LOL
:)
darker shade: great comment! By the way ... it's weird that you mention Jan. 15 ... heh ... but good for you. Merry Christmas and/or Yule throughout the year!
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