Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.
Maybe I'll settle for a cigar.
I just need a special occasion.
Shit ... Valentine's Day is over already.
Guess I'll have to hold out till President's Day.
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I want a hooker ...
Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.
Maybe I'll settle for a stripper.
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I want a steak.
Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.
Maybe I'll settle for a burger.
Maybe I'll settle for a cigar.
I just need a special occasion.
Shit ... Valentine's Day is over already.
Guess I'll have to hold out till President's Day.
~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~
I want a hooker ...
Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.
Maybe I'll settle for a stripper.
~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~
I want a steak.
Bad. Really bad. Seriously. I mean BAD.
Maybe I'll settle for a burger.
Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• Guam is often mentioned as a joke (usually about remoteness) in television and movies. For example, in "Good Morning Vietnam," Sgt. Maj. Phillip 'Dick' Dickerson threatens Airman 2nd Class Adrian Cronauer with having to scrape birdshit off a runway in Guam. The tables are turned, when later the sergeant major is transferred to Guam.
"Guam sir? There's nothing going on in Guam. Why Guam?"
"Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times cause I thought you were a little crazy. But you're not crazy, you're mean. And this is just radio."
17 comments:
I had a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese for dinner ... LOL
I want, I want, I want... Such a man.
kathi: happy valentine's day to you, too! LOL
Have the fag, have the steak...leave the hooker :)
-N
I want IT bad too!
Happy Valentine's, a little late.
I'll take the hooker *SLAP!* sorry Suze.
Aww hun
Happy (blated) Valentine's Day
I think you should have given in to your wants! Did you read my post? Single people need to treat themselves too!
I can help you out with the smoke and the steak... but you're on your own for the hooker! Happy VD!
natalia: that sounds oddly like "leave the gun, take the canoli" ... LOL
jenn: if you want it, have it ;)
alex: I'm willing to share the hoooker! LOL
shay: all of them? hmm ... maybe next VD ... heh
snow white: you can spare me a smoke and a cut of beef, but won't hook me up with a hooker? LOL
Happy late Vday to you beb.
jax: thanks darlin' ... and right back atcha ;)
I share my smokes and cook you a steak, and you want a hooker? What am I, chopped liver? ;)
snow white: well, you weren't THAT specific the first time around ... and I hope you're not chopped liver ... I HATE liver ... bleah
*humming "hi, ho! hi, ho!"*
steak - don't settle, it sucks
I'm not chopped liver, nor am I a hooker... but I'd rather pretend to be a hooker than chopped liver! lol I have a pair of fishnet hose...
velma: steak ... it's what's for dinner ... I wish LOL
snow white: that's the best proposal I've seen in a loooooong time. ;)
Good! So often things don't come across very well in writing... ;)
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