Saturday, February 18, 2006

please stand by ...

The Diatribe has been temporarily interrupted thanks to a LONG-ass 12-hour day (at least it was payday Friday), a crappy dinner, mind zoning and the need to still write two — make that one, now — editorials before I can resign myself to blissful slumber.

We apologize for the inconvenience and will return to full programming — including fresh photos and erotica — shortly. We ask for your patience. If you can't extend that, well ...



... heh.

8 comments:

Steppin' On Toes said...

HAHAHAH. Awesome!

Suze said...

Dzer, have you been eating liquorice or is that your new image? LOL

Hubris said...

"Please hold. You're call is important to us."

Awesome, dude. Simply hilarious

terry said...

hey... are you flipping US off?? where's the love??

Snow White said...

Hope you got it all done. I hate being under the gun getting stuff finished. I realize, if I didn't suffer from a combination of procrastination and lazziness, that I wouldn't suffer so, but what can I say... it's a terminal disease. :) But even though it's my own fault, I still turn into Bitch Woman when I'm stressed and under pressure!... just ask my students!

George Larson said...

I love it when you flip us off.

DZER said...

jax: thanks, darlin' ;)

suze: a little bit of licorice ... LOL

hedonist: thanks, pard ...

terry: only the impatient people ... and I got all kindsa love for ya ;)

snow white: oooh... "bitch woman" sounds ... intriguing ;)

george: thanks! I'll have to do it more often! LOL

Snow White said...

Hmmm... the Duke Debauchery? That would work! ;)