ouch ... oh, and new DZERettes ...

I’m pretty sure that I broke my left pinky toe on Saturday. If it’s not broken, it’s the closest it can be to being broken without actually being broken. It aches a bit but doesn’t really hurt-hurt — unless I bump it against something; then it hurts mucho. It’s red and purple and black. Not pretty. Well, then again, it’s not like I have good-looking toes. I have ugly toes, actually. I’ll never be a toe model (if there are those). But now it looks pretty rough and nasty.

As you can see, by the disgusting picture I’ve included.

Heh.

Thanks, Madame X, for reminding me that I forgot to say how I fucked it up.

So I'm taking the grocery cart back to the front of the grocery store, having just unloaded my groceries into the truck. Some begging person comes up and, in an attempt to step aside from his reekingness, my left pinky toe — I was wearing flipflops at the time — hits hard on the edge of one of those concrete block yellow parking things the put in parking spaces for the idiots who don't know how far they can drive up. I hit it as my foot is swinging forward, so I get the smashing into it part, plus the rest of my foot keeps going on, so I get the bent back fun too. Fucking ouch.

Didn't notice how bad it was, other than the aching bit, until I got home and could see it up close in color.

So … what am I going to do about my likely-to-be-broken toe?

Nothing.

Nada.

Zip.

What would be the point? Spending money on a visit to the doctor so that he can tell me, yes, it is broken? It’s not like they make little splints for pinky toes. A cast would be not only pointless, but cumbersome.

So I guess I’ll just wait for it to heal on its own, and try my best not to catch it on anything or bump it against anything.

NEW DZERETTES!!
That’s right, folks. It’s been a while since we’ve had any additions to the wonderful world of the DZERettes, and now we have three in one weekend!

Heh … I like using “we” as in the royal DZER we … almost as fun as DZER referring to DZER in the third person.

Anyhoo … the new DZERettes are:

• Madame X

• prairie girl

• snow white

I hope all the other DZERettes join the DZER in welcoming the new members to the fold, with plenty of lingerie pillow fights and girlie kisses … heh.

Do YOU wanna be a DZERette? Check the right rail and find out how!

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• There are four letters in the word Guam — “G,” “U,” “A” and “M.” And, yes, that’s the correct order. Heh.