It's time to play that classic game — Who Does DZER Look Like?!?
OK ... not so much "classic" as fun.
OK ... not so much "fun" as "didn't have anything else creative to blog about today.
Geez. You people can suck the fun out of ... Fun Fucking Fridays at Fun-Land ... or something similarly fun.
You all know that I'm a big guy. OK, technically I'm fat.
You all know that I keep my head shaved, at least you do if you've looked an any of my pics. I'm not bald, just shaven-headed.
That combination often evokes imagery of other famous fat, shaven-headed folks.
On any given day, someone comes up to me and asks me if I'm related to one of the following three people:
Buddha, left; Curly, center; and Uncle Fester, right.Seriously, if you couldn't identify these three cultural icons, you have no business being on my blog. Or anyone's blog. Or on a computer, for the love of Pete. Pete who? Are you fucking kidding me? You don't know Pete? That's it. Leave. NOW!!!
Whew. Excuse me there. I think I need some meds. LOL
OK ... and now for the comparisons:
So what do you think? Am I a Buddha-Belly Baby? A Crunky Kickin' Curly? Or a Fucking Freaky Fester?
Your vote counts! Vote early, vote often!
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27 comments:
grainne: OK ... if/when I get stateside ... not only will I let you lick the freshly shaven skull (among other things) ... but I will let you shave it too ;)
Normally, I wouldn't think of any of the 3 when I think of you, cutie! However, with the poses you gave and pics you gave us to choose from, I gotta go with that buddah guy. Still, I don't think buddah has anywhere near the fan base as the one and only DZER . :)
kathi: hmm ... I think Buddha might have a FEW more followers ... or else no one's told me about DZERISM as the new fab religion? LOL
castu: woob-woob-woob!! and go for the shaved skull look dude ... also, nice new profile pic!!
gigi: oooh ... big bonus points for you darlin' ... especially since greenstreet was in Casablanca!!
... As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.
Well....of the 3 examples given I'll give the nod to curly.
But how about Hoss?
mike: nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!! Hoss? Yer going all Bonanza on me, little Joe with a moustache? LOL
murphy: thanks pard ... and not my fault you can't grow hair on yer head LOL
Noooooo...wait....*looking again*......I think you're sporting a good looking "Fester"---without the dark rings around his eyes. In fact, I like your third picture!
I have to agree with ~^wacky Kathi~^ over there--that none of these guys resemble you---it was your pose that did it...
deb: awww ... thanks hon ... I think ... *puts lightbulb in mouth*
LOL
All three DZer.
Budha 'cos you look like him and your're a jolly, kind guy.
Curly, 'cos you're hilarious.
Fester, 'cos you look at the world in an ever-so-slightly-different way from the rest of us.
Alex
Buddah, I think.
I also volunteer to lick your head. Bald...mmmmmmmmmmm.
alex: good answer, mate!
alwaysarousedgirl: blessed be you ... lick away ... and hey ... wanna rub my belly for luck? LOL
gigi: what are you willing to pay to get out of Casablanca, my little chickadee? ;)
LOL. I loved this post. The resemblances were funny as hell.
i still say you look like farve from super troopers :)
john candy
gigi: oooh!!
jax: so glad to provide you with amusement ;)
buttah: that was a funny movie! and I'm not sure if that was a compliment! LOL
sassinak: one of my fave all-time overweight actors. Uncle Buck is one of my top comedies ever ... and, of course, he was Canadian, right? LOL
chrissie: aww .. I have buddha eyes! yer soooo sweet ... come here and rub my belly! and tell B I'll get right on the ashes thing. and you're so sweet for posting *pinching ya* ... and I'm a whore of all seasons ;)
maybe I'm just confused because of the whole SCTV thing LOL
gigi: whew! good to know I'm right! LOL
I guess you thought Chicago because that's where Second City was based out of?
um
i'm sorry
but it's toronto :)
I vote buddha!! ^_^
lol, great pics! I also am going to to vote for your Buddha pose... I mean, you got the eyes and the dimples to match his.
Aww, I want to watch Summer Rental now... I love John Candy
sass: you say toronto, we'll say toranto. toronto! toranto! toranto! toronto! let's call the whole thing off!!
shay: may you reach sexual nirvana ;)
darker shade: why thank you, my bouncing, jiggling vixen *one happy spank*
amazinggrace: no one's ever said I had Buddha's dimples before ... guess I will need some robes and incense now ... LOL
and john candy rocks!!
sass: gigi is a known anti-Canadian! she sings "Blame Canada" from the "South Park" movie all the time!!! LOL
i'm going with buddha, but you're cuter than all of 'em!
terry: thanks, doll!! ain't you a sweetie! *smooch*
Wow...that's the most funny and disturbing thing I've ever seen. How can one person resemble all three icons? You must be very special. ;)
I vote for Buddha! Definitely the closest resemblance. :)
xoxox
Tara
thanks, darlin' ... and I am a man of many faces ... as long as they're fat and have no hair ;)
may nirvana be yours, little one ... *buddha belly rubs*
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