Me and my Adidas do the illest thingsWe like to stomp out pimps with diamond rings
We slay all suckers who perpetrate
And lay down law from state to state
OK, I didn't really NEED a new pair of sneakers, but I saw this pair while strolling though a shoe store. And they fit. On Guam, that means "buy the damn shoes!" I have, and always have had, giant feet. At 12, I was wearing a size 12. I wore size 13EEE throughout high school. Right now a 14EEE is a tight squeeze, usually, which means I need a 15. It's hard enough to find a size 15 anywhere, but Guam is particularly hard.
And no, unfortunately, the myth about shoe size and penis size is not true. I WISH. Or do I? Hell, I could definitely do porn despite my belly if I had a 15-inch, super extra-wide cock. Of course, I'd probably pass out from a lack of oxygen everytime I got hard, too.Wow. From new shoes to cock in two paragraphs. That's what happens when I read so many dirty-minded people's blogs and comments, I guess.
On another note, I ran into an old friend of mine at the bookstore (picked her up, dusted her off) who I hadn't seen in quite some time. We used to be really tight, but you know how it goes. She got a different job at a new place (then another), got married, had a couple of kids, etc. Me? I stayed at the same place, no steady woman over any of that time, no children. I am static man. I am the constant by which all changes are measured.
That's why I don't do so well with the e-mail thing. What do I tell people?
Hi. How are you? How's the family? As for me, nothing's changed. No change at work. No change in love life. No change in family. OK, write back soon.
Bleah.
So supposedly she's supposed to call me so we can have lunch sometime soon and catch up. Anyone want to take odds that she won't call at all?
Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
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7 comments:
chrissie: moved, nonsmoker who's slightly less heavy and facial hairless ... true
more pissy and cynical? not really ... just don't hide it as much anymore ... and if I am, I have plenty of reasons to be LOL ;)
eddie: I'm a regular bigfoot
allison: a lot of sleeping in, some chores, a little administrative stuff at the office, maybe a round of golf if the weather clears, and a video night.
how about you, other than weathering a hurricane? LOL
sounds like a great weekend.
like the shoes dude.
In high school, I wore nothing but Adidas, seeing as how I was such a huge Run-DMC fan. I was actually in a break-dance crew called "DMC '87" and had like 10 pair, 8 of them with the big fat laces, one with no laces, and one with regular laces for sports.
I gotta find the pic from Senior Prom ... rocking the tux with the no-lace Adidas hard-toes ... LOL
"It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky, tricky, tricky."
I had six dance remix versions of that song, including one in which all the words were replaced by dogs barking.
And Jam Master Jay was killed a few years ago in one of those tragic and senseless gun deaths. The other members, the Rev. Run and DMC, haven't performed since and won't. To them, Run-DMC died when Jay was killed.
I like the shoes. Will they fit me? hehe.
I have earrings with the Guam logo on it. Aww.
allison: sounds like a good hunker-down kinda weekend.
toe-stepper: I'm guessing they'd go to mid-calf on ya. And word on the Guam seal earrings!
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