OK.
Loyal readers of my blog, those who have been coming here for the last month or so, anyway, know that I've been talking about getting a dog.
Hoping to get a dog.
Planning on getting a dog.
Just waiting for the right moment to get a dog.
Some of you have been bugging me about when I'm getting the dog.
Do I have the dog yet?
Where's the dog?
We want the DOG!!
Well, I've finally bitten the bullet.
Taken the plunge.
Went the last yard.
Gone the distance.
Purchased the pooch.
Yep, DZER now has a dog.
He's small and he's fuzzy and he's brown.
He's got big eyes and is just so cute and loving!!
I'm looking forward to teaching him tricks and taking a lot more photos of me and him in the future.
I'm torn between naming him "Fido" and "Dog."
What's your opinion on the name?
Well, without any further ado ... a pic of my pooch:
LMAO!!!
I keeeeeeeeeeeeel me!!!
28 comments:
I already figured you out 'cause that's what I would've done too. You keeelll me, you really do.
Safe to assume it's slobber free, won't piss on the carpet, and doesn't bark....helluva choice....lol
i say he looks like a cornelious!
but what do i know? i name everything!
grainne: LOL ... and with the riding crop, no less? ;)
gigi: yes I am!
jenn: got a read on me, do ya? LOL
mike: very good points there!
buttah: cornelius? seriously? LOL
chrissie: how did I just know this would piss you off? LOL *bringing it there*
grainne: shit! there goes my post for tomorrow! LOL
Hey Dzer...head over to Steph's blog and vote for the various things she's polling on....perhaps if ya vote for the women you've upset on this post you'll get back into their good graces....lol
chrissie: I don't giggle ... you know that ... LOL but I admit that I am an ass sometimes LOL
mike: you just want me to vote for your moustachioed smile LMAO
What with all yer flirting with the ladies and your writing and your "research" for your writing, you ain't got time for no stinky dog.
Now do you? :D
aroused girl: me? A flirt? a writer, yes ... and I'm short on research material at the moment ;)
chrissie: *in best Bill Clinton* I did not have giggling relations with you or any other woman.
LOL
See, now thats the perfect dog right there.
Good job honey!
Dzer,
you just have to call your new non pooping pup, mini-d.
:D
You keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel me too. lol
THAT IS SOOOOOO MEAN. I was scrolling down like crazy. :(
-N
How about D O G..."dee-oh-gee" for a name. Your initials...well, I dont know about the "oh" and what that stands for in your name but since it's a DOG, name it deeohgee.
Ok, so I'm really weird...
naughty one: just a temporary dog tho ;)
suze: hmm ... that's not bad LOL
jax: awww ... I *heeeeeeeeeart* you!
nat: LOL ... well, I've been told that I'm something of a meanie ;)
oh so wonderful: ummm .... you ARE weird. After all, you're from the south! LOL ... *ducking*
castufari: teasing about dogs?
roximoon: aah ... are you one of those wishing that my doggie will show up soon? LOL
Thanks for the kind comments in my blog, dear man.
*smooch*
if you ever DO decide to take the plunge, don't get a cocker spaniel! i have what i affectionately refer to as "the cocker spaniel from hell" and she has earned that name, believe me!
as for pup's name, how about dogzer?
You ass.
I'm crossing your name off my Christmas list right now.
Can't believe I fell for this...I'm so easy.
aroused girl: awww ... *blush*
ell: don't worry ... I'm going for a phlegmatic, lazy dog LOL
kathi: LOL ... sorry darlin' ... and I like easy women ;)
But the real question Kathi is....are you cheap?...(ducks)
mike: ahhh ... you look for both traits? cheap AND easy? LOL
Oh I can see you've been bitchslapped by a Southern girl before. You learn quickly! Ha ha ha...
But if I were you I'd be careful of the tilik to the ear or the whiff of the zorie as it flies through the air and slaps you upside your head...Kidding!
Lanya na kinuksika hao lai!
*Chumachalek si oh so wonderful*
mike ~ even if I were, chances are you still couldn't afford me. :)
Yeah, so both of you men can kiss my sweet ass.
oh so wonderful: I thought you might be a deska girl! LOL
ai adai! you used "kinuksika"!! LOL .. and here I thought it was koksika'!! LMAO
no reference in the Chamorro-English dictionary LOL
kathi: I'm know to have no problem with kissin' female ass! ;)
Hey does he poop lint balls? I actually had a friend who named her dog D-O-G. It got irritating in about a week.
My favorite was a friend in high school whose dad named their dog "Damn Dog." They called him Dammit for short.
Ohhhhh. Kathi's ass is sweet??? Kewl!!!
sabledawn: LOL ... I was considering stealing a bit from Stephen Wright and calling him "Stay." It would drive the dog crazy: "Come here, Stay! I said come here, Stay!"
LOL
and I'm told it's as sweet as candy!
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