Happy Halloween ... a day early

I'm not as into Halloween as I used to be, but I still like to dress up. Big shocker there, huh?

Stop the presses! Irrepressible ham likes to draw attention to himself!

So, without any further ado, let me present to you:

OK, here is the shirt I'm actually going to wear into work on Monday. Our company does some fun stuff for the holidays, and in recognition of Halloween, Monday is Black and Orange Day. Fun, huh?

One problem: I didn't have anything orange! I own plenty of black garments, but didn't have anything orange. Well, thanks to Kmart, I now do ... a plain orange T-shirt which I transformed — using masking tape, permanent black markers and my remarkable creativity — into a tummy jack-o'-lantern. Yeah, I could have just worn it as a plain orange shirt, but where's the fun in that? Oh, I also found a cool Big Daddy orange ball cap to top my outfit, which will be black shoes and socks, black pants and a black button-up shirt worn unbuttoned over the orange shirt. Ain't I the company fun guy?

After work, I get to head over to my godsons for Halloween fun time — I'll help pass out candy wearing this super-scary get-up. I'm still not up for roving around neighborhoods with candy-crazed children wanting to go to the next house and the next one and the next one. My lungs are improved, but not by THAT much!

We'll also have a nice little barbecue. I'm already hungry ... Ri and Steve have some of the best food on Guam.

Updates!!
• Check out the right side of the blog ... Right over there. See them? DZER's Blog Ads! Heh!

• For those who haven't been here at all this weekend, stroll on down for my weekend posts — a contest won, stripper kissed and a sex quiz — how can you beat that?

• I added a few new stories to DZEROTICA late last week, check them out.

• I added a BUNCH of new photos to my Guam Pics page, including some more very cool sunset photos.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day
• Guam, being mostly Catholic, observes All Soul's Day, a day after All Saint's Day and two days after Halloween. Families go to Mass, and visit the gravesites of relatives. Many spent a good part of the weekend cleaning up and sprucing the graves and surrounding areas.