Tuesday, October 07, 2008

octoberishness ...

... remember how much you used to look forward to halloween, like when you were a kid? as soon as October hit, it's pretty much all I could think about when I was a child. you got to dress up and get a shitload of candy. i guess it was a bigger deal way back then, when there were only like, I dunno, 15 types of candy? now there are bazillions. also, candy was a rare treat in the george household when i was growing up.

i loved getting root beer barrels. and bottle caps. and smarties. and the real, normal-sized candybars (those were SO rare). hershey's minis were a winner too.

tootsie rolls weren't too bad either.

wasn't a big fan of peppermint candy or butterscotch hard candies, though i'd eat 'em. just not a big hard-candy fan, with the exception of the root beer barrels because ... well, hell — they were ROOT BEER!

didn't like the lifesavers too much either, or the lifesaver lollipops, or any kind of lollipop, really.

i never got, and still don't get, the gum in the lollipop ones. you lick/suck/crunch away the hard candy to get to the gum, but there were always shards of the hard lollipop left over. bleah!

i remember scoring when my siblings got the hershey's special dark, cuz they didn't like it. same way i scored on Easter — i was the only one who liked black jellybeans until the savage came along. but he ate pretty much anything — warm sodas, mustard straight from the bottle, cold soup from the can, etc.

my mom made most of our costumes way back when. we would jealously watch the other kids in their full store-bought costumes while we were in homemade funky costumes ... like the masked hobo i was one year ... plaid pants, ugly shirt, cape and robber "mask." though looking back now, it wasn't so bad .. until you see the picture. I have it somewhere. no, i'm not looking for it.

halloween as partying young man was cool too. lotsa drinking. better, more fun costumes. chicks dressing up as sluts because it was the only time they could.

winning a costume contest dressed up like a Domme biker in a strip club ... only it was just what i chose to wear that night and not a planned costume ... heh.

trick or treat, bitches

Monday, October 06, 2008

stream of conciousness ...

... there really needs to be an IQ test for people who enter the drive-through at fast food restaurants. I sat behind someone tonight who spent 6 minutes ordering ... and when she got to the payment window, made not one additional purchase, but two. and the fucking idiot cashier let her.

... I hate companies that take action on a late Friday afternoon/night, just late enough so nothing can be done ... and then giving you the whole weekend to be frustrated about them being closed so they can't address the issue until Monday.

... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!


Saturday, October 04, 2008

bah ...

a three-day ban ... sumnabitch!!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

and so it goes ....

... the promise of a couple days off ... and in a row, to boot.

please pray there are no murders, fatal traffic accidents, plane crashes, etc. this weekend.

as for me ... I'm optimistic ...


... can't you tell?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

the return of the 'stache ...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

new job ...

... same company.

stay tuned.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

fitty ... pibty ... Five-Oh ...

stolen from me brudder's blog ...

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Not as much as I like bleu cheese. Fail!

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, but I once dusted a heroine.

3. Do you own a gun?
My attorney has advised me not to answer this question.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Fuck me, I wish there was a Sonic anywhere near me!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
I. Hate. Fucking. Doctors.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Wait a minute. Are you one of those people who believe that hot dogs exist?

7. Favorite Christmas song?
“All I Want for Christmas Is You” — the version the kid sings in “Love Actually.”

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Is limited to liquid matter?

9. Can you do push ups?
I’ll do yer push-up bra, my little chickadee.

10. What was the name of your first girlfriend/boyfriend?
Imaginary.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
That other stripper’s eyebrow ring.

12. Favorite hobby?
World. Of. Warcraft.

13. Do you work with people who idolize you?
Most of the barely tolerate me.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No, I have S.U.B.T.R.A.C.T.

15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
Besides the globulous, cetaneous fat?

16. Middle name?
Miguel. I shit you not.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
That exact moment already passed.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Iced tea. Deodorant. Body wash.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
King Car Lemon Tea. Coffee. Is there anything else?

20. Current worry right now?
How much sleep I’ll get.

21. Current hate right now?
The amount of sleep I’ll get.

22. Favorite place to be?
Sleeping.

(Can you sense the pattern?)

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
See above.

24. Where would you like to go?
To sleep.

25. Name three people who will complete this?
I’d be fucking stunned if anyone did.

26. Whose answer do you want to read the most?
Fuck ‘em all.

27. What color shirt are you wearing?
I’m not wearing shirt.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Who has time to sleep?

29. Can you whistle?
Just put your lips together and …

30. Favorite color(s)?
Does sleep have a color?

31. Would you be a pirate?
Arrrrrr!!

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Die Zauberflote: Act II-Die Holle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

33. Favorite girl's name?
Hel.

34. Favorite boy's name?
Mephistopheles.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
Nada.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
“The Colbert Report.”

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Back to the sleeping thing I see.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken heart. Duh.

39. Do you love where you live?
If you can’t live in the place you love, baby, love the place you live.

40.
There was no question associated with this number.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Shh!!

42. How many dogs do you have?
Hot dogs?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Nobody has EVER crushed on me.

44. Who is your favorite president?
Of what?

45. What is your favorite book?
Too many to mention.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Butterfinger.

47. What is your favorite sports team?
Chicago Bears.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Amazingly, I have nothing smart-assed or poignant to write here.

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Socketing a belt on World of Warcraft with new gems.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Fuck. I have to wake up.