1. What time did you get up this morning?
I think it was something like 11:30 a.m.
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Doesn’t the Prince song acknowledge that you can have both?
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Haven’t been the movies in a LONG time; can’t remember
4. What is your favorite TV show?
Of all time? Currently? I’d have to go with SportsCenter … “Criminal Minds” … “How I Met Your Mother” …
5. What did you have for breakfast?
I normally don’t eat breakfast … first food of the day was a banana.
6. What is your middle name?
7. What is your favorite food?
Type of cuisine? Meal? Individual item? Hmm … Chamorro/Italian/Chinese … roast beef/turkey with mashed taters and gravy … red meat
8. What foods do you dislike?
Almost any kind of vegetable bean, peas, asparagus, okra …
9. Favorite chip?
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
I don’t invest in certificates of deposit.
11. What kind of car do you drive?
Old, beat-up Nissan Kingcab pickup
12. What is your favorite sandwich?
First of all, it’s “sammich” … and there are too many from which to choose
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Hypocrisy and bigotry
14. What are your favorite clothes?
The trashy ones strippers wear
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation?
I don’t like traveling all that much, but yes please
16. Where would you want to retire?
We’re allowed to retire?
17. Favorite time of day?
Very late night, early a.m.
18. Where were you born?
19. Who do you think will not respond to this?
Respond emotionally? Everyone will … my writing is moving ;)
20. Person you expect to respond this?
That woman. No, her. No …. HER! Geeze!
21. Beavers or ducks?
If it’s for building a dam, the former; if flying, the latter
22. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
I am related to Woodsy the Owl … give a hoot, don’t pollute!!
23. Pedicure or manicure?
Sonny was the genius behind that duo!
25. What did you want to be when you were little?
I’ve NEVER been little … only younger
26. What is your best childhood memory?
I have a lot of great ones, usually involving stuff with my dad and the family.
Both ears; two in left, one in right.
28. Ever been to Africa or Alaska?
29. Ever been toilet papering?
Just my ass
30. Been in a car accident?
A few, but never anything too serious.
31. Favorite day of the week?
Sunday is golf and a lot of World of Warcraft …
32. Favorite restaurant?
Al Dente Ristorante
33. Favorite ice cream?
Ice cream sammich …
34. Favorite fast food restaurant?
35. Last e-mail?
That I sent or received? Sad, but in either case to myself … from home to work and vice versa.
36. What was the last movie that you rented?
37. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
No credit cards here
Somewhere between 2 and 4 a.m., usually
39. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
40. Last person you went to dinner with?
My friends R and S
41. What are you listening to right now?
42. What is your favorite color?
Black and charcoal gray
43. How many tattoos do you have?
44. Favorite magazine?
None in particular
45. What book are you reading?
I’m about to start a Sci-Fi novel by Haldemann
46. Weirdest thing in your purse or wallet at the moment?
Is money weird? Coffee card?
47. If you had one wish, what would it be?
In the immortal words of the Dave Chappelle Show … to be “Riatch, biatch!”