No, I'm not getting THE surgery to become a hot chick. First, that's extreme. Second, I would end up being a tall, fat, ugly chick. So that won't work.
No, I'm not going to pay money to get my Web site listed on all the search engines, as those e-mails from spammers offer.
No, I'm not going to change my keywords to "hot, naked, women, coed, tits, nipple slip, gangbang" or anything like that.
I think I just might go MIA for a week. Apparently, if you just kind of disappear unexpectedly and don't post for a week or so, your site traffic jumps by leaps and bounds and the comment box rocks.
GUAM — Noted (and almost famed) blogger DZER disappeared from the blogosphere recently and officials' concerns that foul play was involved were confirmed with the release of the above photo.
No ransom note was included with the photo.
More details as the story develops.