just a few wedding pics ...

The setup for the ceremony ... from the back row

TOO cute! There's something about kids in wedding party clothes.

The centerpiece ... just in case you wanted to see

The hotel chef at the Beef Wellington station

DZER all gussied up

Some pics of me, dressed to the nines ... well, at my weight, probably more like the nineteens ... LOL

On my way to the wedding ... I am TOO cool, ain't I?

DZER with the bride

DZER with the groom

DZER Suave ... LOL

One serious DZER

hmm ... Blues Brothers? Or Fat Sinatra? LOL

what I was going to do ... and what I actually did ...

WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO was write a nice, long, involved and detailed blog about the wedding, the reception, my emcee work and all of that. I was going to include a ton of photos, including a bunch of me in my tuxedo, looking Blues Brothers Chic, or perhaps Fat Sinatra-ish.

But then, I said "fuck it" and wrote this little blurb.

Why?

1. I'm tired. I'm going to go to bed several hours early for me.

2. It's not like there are many of you blogging and reading blogs on the weekend, so I'll only disappoint (and I highly doubt that too many people care enough to actually even bother being disappointed) a few at the most.

3. I'm not feeling very writer-ish. writer-y. writer-istic. I don't feel like writing all that much.

4. I'm still thinking about that sex dream. It was THAT vivid. I think I will jack off to it before sleeping.

5. I am REALLY fuckin' tired. Fuck.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• C'mon. Didn't you read the excuses up there? Did you really think I'd be able to pull an RGFOTD outta my ass?