Friday, April 06, 2007

thank god for memes ....

A meme stolen from one who dodges most artfully … based on my Friday.

1. What time did you get up this morning?
I think it was something like 11:30 a.m.

2. Diamonds or pearls?
Doesn’t the Prince song acknowledge that you can have both?

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Haven’t been the movies in a LONG time; can’t remember

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Of all time? Currently? I’d have to go with SportsCenter … “Criminal Minds” … “How I Met Your Mother” …

5. What did you have for breakfast?
I normally don’t eat breakfast … first food of the day was a banana.

6. What is your middle name?

7. What is your favorite food?
Type of cuisine? Meal? Individual item? Hmm … Chamorro/Italian/Chinese … roast beef/turkey with mashed taters and gravy … red meat

8. What foods do you dislike?
Almost any kind of vegetable bean, peas, asparagus, okra …

9. Favorite chip?

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
I don’t invest in certificates of deposit.

11. What kind of car do you drive?
Old, beat-up Nissan Kingcab pickup

12. What is your favorite sandwich?
First of all, it’s “sammich” … and there are too many from which to choose

13. What characteristic do you despise?
Hypocrisy and bigotry

14. What are your favorite clothes?
The trashy ones strippers wear

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation?
I don’t like traveling all that much, but yes please

16. Where would you want to retire?
We’re allowed to retire?

17. Favorite time of day?
Very late night, early a.m.

18. Where were you born?
Rome, N.Y.

19. Who do you think will not respond to this?
Respond emotionally? Everyone will … my writing is moving ;)

20. Person you expect to respond this?
That woman. No, her. No …. HER! Geeze!

21. Beavers or ducks?
If it’s for building a dam, the former; if flying, the latter

22. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
I am related to Woodsy the Owl … give a hoot, don’t pollute!!

23. Pedicure or manicure?
No thanks

24. Share?
Sonny was the genius behind that duo!

25. What did you want to be when you were little?
I’ve NEVER been little … only younger

26. What is your best childhood memory?
I have a lot of great ones, usually involving stuff with my dad and the family.

27. Piercings?
Both ears; two in left, one in right.

28. Ever been to Africa or Alaska?
Neither …

29. Ever been toilet papering?
Just my ass

30. Been in a car accident?
A few, but never anything too serious.

31. Favorite day of the week?
Sunday is golf and a lot of World of Warcraft …

32. Favorite restaurant?
Al Dente Ristorante

33. Favorite ice cream?
Ice cream sammich …

34. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Burger King

35. Last e-mail?
That I sent or received? Sad, but in either case to myself … from home to work and vice versa.

36. What was the last movie that you rented?
The Departed

37. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
No credit cards here

38. Bedtime?
Somewhere between 2 and 4 a.m., usually

39. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?

40. Last person you went to dinner with?
My friends R and S

41. What are you listening to right now?
SportsCenter highlights

42. What is your favorite color?
Black and charcoal gray

43. How many tattoos do you have?

44. Favorite magazine?
None in particular

45. What book are you reading?
I’m about to start a Sci-Fi novel by Haldemann

46. Weirdest thing in your purse or wallet at the moment?
Is money weird? Coffee card?

47. If you had one wish, what would it be?
In the immortal words of the Dave Chappelle Show … to be “Riatch, biatch!”


Natalia said...

Word on the ice cream sammich. Although I do prefer the dulce de leche ones. But yum anyway.

And I have been getting a lot of people coming to my blog through searches when they are looking for painting their boyfriends' toenails.

Most men I know don't have the kind of toenails I want to be near as it is.

Painting them? Not a chance.


Stealth said...

#47 LOL!!!!

SignGurl said...

This took some time. Were the WOW servers down again?

XS said...

bed between 2 and 4 am ..... hahahaha sounds like my life

grumps xxx

Momentarily_Distracted said...

I stole your meme. :)

ArtfulDodger said...

Cool answers Dman, have a great Easter!! And which Haldeman book are you starting?

Strumpet said...

Just wanted to stop by and say hello to ya, Dzer!

Hope all is well in Guam-Land and that you had a coolass Easter.

I should have remembered that I always leave here craving something...

Cos I REALLY want an ice cream sammich right about now.


Grace said...

Hmmm... I'm totally considering stealing this. As you can tell from the date of my last post, my writing's going to be kinda rusty if I write up an entire post... I think this meme is the perfect solution! Thanks Deeze!!

And Happy Easter!

Shay said...


you stay up too late
I don't know how you do it

Snow White said...

Okay, it's been a week since you're last post. What's up?

Madame X said...

Ummm...what are non vegatble beans?

Madame X said...

Or vegetable beans.

Anonymous said...

Ahem! You spelled my name wrong on #44 :)