Saturday, October 22, 2005

dzer's little doggie update ...


OK, this one is for all of you (the many three or so) who have been asking me what's the deal with the dog? Where's the puppy? Is your apartment clean yet? What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking demented bastard?

Sorry, that last one was from a DIFFERENT discussion.

Two things:

1. Just because I bought the stuff doesn't mean I have the dog yet.

2. Yes, I'm aware I'm puppy-tease. But you fucking love it, don't you? ;)

Poker tonight, so if you're feeling dejected or rejected because I'm not commenting on your blog — for the whole five of you who don't totally ignore the blogosphere on the weekends — or because I'm not commenting to the comments you're making regarding my blog ... don't; I'm just off trying to take every dollar I can scratch outta my poker buddies.

Friday, October 21, 2005

362 days without a smoke ...

For the few of you who don't know, I'm closing in on my first full year without cigarettes.

I was a two-pack a day (and often more) smoker for the better part of 20 years. Yep, from age 15 to 35, I was a heavy smoker. But last year, I got tired of running out of breath from walking up the flight and a half of stairs to my apartment. If I had a couple bags of groceries or laundry, it was murder. I couldn't even play a full round of golf, not even using a cart; I would be nearly wiped out after 14 or 15 holes.

So I decided to quit. And I decided to quit very publicly — I announced it in the newspaper in a column written just for my personal project, called "Quest to Quit." I wrote about my plan to quit, about quitting, and issues I had in trying to quit and stay quit.

I was pleasantly stunned that so many people here followed my progress. Total strangers would come up to me to say "good job" or to ask if I was still not smoking, and offer me encouragement.

To make a long story short, on Monday it will be one full year without any kind of smoke — no cigarettes, no cigars. Heck, not even any dip or snuff or chewin' tabacky! So to mark the occasion, I wrote a column about the first year, which publishes tomorrow (Saturday here in Guam). Here is the cake we used as a prop for the photo to accompany the article. You can read the article and see a really cheesy pic of me with the cake at guampdn.com. It won't be up until around ... hmm ... 1 p.m. EST, or 10 a.m. on the West Coast.

Random Guam Fact of the Day:
• On a per capita basis, no other place in the U.S. smokes as many cigarettes as does Guam. I think I've used this one before, but I'm too lazy to go digging for another factoid.

More pics of Guam ...

A mini, totally misproportioned replica of the Statue of Liberty.

Tropical breezes waft through the palm fronds of the coconut trees.

Sweeping, crazy clouds over breaking waves and horizon.

The waves roll into the Agana Boat Basin.