Monday, October 03, 2005

lunch was OK but the view was spectacular

OK, so I go to Tony Roma's for lunch. I go there semi-often because they're close, I get great service, and they serve a decent burger, as well as a tasty chicken sandwich.

Anyway, I'm catching the Monday night game on ESPN, and in walk this young woman, I'd say like 18-21. She's about 5'6" and very thin — that model kinda thin; more pixie-ish or dryad. She's wearing a black miniskirt that extends a good two inches below the bottom curve of her ass — she has to keep pulling it down, as a matter of fact. She has a tiny but shapely ass and very nice legs — she's in 3-inch heels (at least), which make her calves pop. Oh, and she has amazingly hot and sexy ankles and Achilles tendons. Yummy.

On top she's wearing a loose referee shirt — and nothing under it. How can I tell? Because she reaches behind her to tie off the shirt at the bottom, making it fit tighter and exposing a little bit of smooth, flat belly and the small of her back. As she's doing this, the fabric of the shirt tightens over her very small — tiny, even — breasts ... which makes her fully erect nipples stand out nicely against the white stripes of the referee shirt.

Schwing!

God I love breasts and nipples. I love to look at them and imagine my lips, tongue and hands on them. Rubbing them with lotion, oil, cool whip, chocolate sauce, etc. Tweaking, twisting, turning, tickling. Licking, nibbling, sucking, grazing them with my teeth.

*shaking myself*

Anyway, where was I?

OK, so I have this tiny little woman — not usually my type, as when they're too thin I worry I might accidently break them — and her tasty, tantalizing nipples tippling on top of tiny tits to look at. But I can't be rude and obvious and stare right? I will have to settle for stolen glimpses and quick peeks, right?

Nope.

She sits/leans against a stool at the bar, right in front of the television screen — right between me and the football game. Yes! Free ogling for all the time she's there, and she can't even blame me if she happens to catch me ... after all, I WAS there to watch the game!!

*sigh*

Sometimes, life is good.

Now I'm off to visit some of these needy single mothers I know of, to donate my time, attention and money toward improving their lives. I need to — after that kind of lunch, I need a much more up-close and personal look at titties and nipples ... and naked ones at that.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day
• Guam's strip clubs do not have any kind of non-touching rules. As long as it's OK with the dancer, it's OK with the law. Also, the exotic dancers (heh) here are allowed to get down from the stage. Well, not legally, but it's not like the stripper police are on the prowl.

4 comments:

DZER said...

murph: in terms of viewing pleasure, there is nothing better!!

DZER said...

I've made the offer to have you perform such a service on me in exchange for recompense of one form or another ... it's still on the table ;)

Unknown said...

That is the best "Random Guam Fact" yet!!!

DZER said...

arod and eddie: come by and visit some time ;)

hick: hey, what can I say ... I'm a giver ... just a humble, giving kinda guy LOL