Wednesday, July 05, 2006

less is less ...

Last week, I did some minor, a one major, revision to my blog ... well, blogs.

So far, a whole three people noticed the major revision.

Well, deletion.

See it yet?

Or don't see what you used to see yet?

No?

Need a hint?

Check under "DZER's other blog."

Yep.

"Blog."

Singular.

I used to have three blogs.

I now have two blogs: this one, and DZER's Guam Pics.

What's gone: DZEROTICA.

Deleted.

Zapped.

Erased.

Eradicated.

Purged.

Voided.

Expunged.

"But why?" you may ask. Well, three of you did, at least. The rest of you just may not give a rat's ass. LOL

• Reason 1: Nobody's really been reading it. An unread blog is a pointless blog, no?

• Reason 2: I really haven't been much in the mood to keep it regularly updated with new material. Which probably was a big contribution to why no one was reading it, as the talented Tess pointed out. And I'm sure that's true; who goes to a blog to read the same old stuff over and over again? Exactly — no one.

And no, the infamous "DZER funk" can't be blamed; I haven't really had any inspiration to write new stuff lately; my last post there had been sometime last month. I tried to update it daily, but just didn't have it in me to keep it up. Wait; bad phrase. I don't have any problem keeping IT up ... heh ... not that I've had any reason to of late ... hell, "of late" is more than a euphemism, it's an outright outrageous overstatement!

It's difficult enough to be creative with any kind of writing, but for erotica you need an active and detailed imagination and, at least for me, a regular dose of inspiration to fire that imagination. Without that spark, there is no flame. With no flame, there's no heat. And what's the point of erotica sans heat? There's been nothing and no one to fuel that part of my brain for a while, and with my near hermetic, boring, static, purposeless, phlegmatic and ennui-filled joke of a life, there haven't been any recent experiences to serve that particular demon either.

This doesn't mean that I've given up writing erotica completely. I'm sure at some point down the road I'll be inspired by something or someone and will be able to channel that into prose erotica. If and when that does happen, I'm sure some of my blogger friends whose blogs are primarily erotic/sexual will happily host a post from me, now and then. If not, I might just put them up here. Or I might just write them and not post them.

So if you have a link to DZEROTICA, you're probably going to want to delete it from your sidebar.

Because it's not coming back.




Oh ... and happy early Half-Nekkid Thursday from Guam ...

a grumpy DZER in profile ...



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Oh ... and details of the Fourth of July golf outing below. A couple of new flower pics over at DZER's Guam Pics.

15 comments:

Madame X said...

well, you gotta do what you gotta do!

cute mouth there D-man!

hasarder said...

Poor grumpy DZER!
I'm the opposite... I only get the urge to write/read erotica if there's no inspiration around! When there is I'm too busy being inspired... which this week I now regret :(

Knight said...

Dz... I looked up that golf course on the internet for the slope rating... 129 from the "regular" tees... That is right inthe range I like to play (hight 120s to the low 130s...) It looked real nice.

Suze said...

Now are you studying something for work or are you checking out some internet naughtiness? Hehehe.

BTW, just planted a kiss on your right cheek.

Happy HNT sweetie ;)

RobynB said...

Kisses on that sweet grumpy face!

sassinak said...

hi deez

i don't read erotica really so i totally didn't notice.

but it seems like a well thought out decision

Chrissie said...

Oops lashes for me not noticing, i had notice the who is dzer had changed *L* the "assholeish tendencies" part just LEAPT out at me!

JMai said...

Actually I DID notice but I thought I missed the announcement in a previous post so I just kept my mouth shut. I tend to do that when I dunno what I'm talking about.

Lindsey said...

I'm doing well just to keep up with my one blog. I can't imagine having more.

terry said...

as others have pointed out, that cheek is just calling out for a smooch.

***smooooooch***

okay, dzer, how are we going to get out of Fucking Bleah (tm) Funk 2006? we need a plan...

Shay said...

Awww I'm sorry Dzer!
If it makes you feel any better, I don't realy anyone's erotica.
Cheer up your grumpy Dzer profile!

Terry is right, we need to come up with a strategy to get you out of the Bleah(tm)s!
Maybe if we all send you boob shots?
hehe

Happy HNT kisses

Pyrhonik said...

Musta been weird clicking that button.

Kudos.

ArtfulDodger said...

Well I noticed it, I just haven't been around to ask what was what. Actually stopped over here to see what was going on. So there.

You might remember that I once had a separate blog called "Secret Reads" and posted my erotic fiction there. No one went and read anything, so I took it down. Now I just post on the one blog. Better that way.

I hope you saved the stories!! There was some really good work there dude. And if you EVER want a place to post something all you have to do is let me know. My home is your home should you need it.

Momentarily_Distracted said...

I've been lurking in the background again.

Sorry ennui has taken over. As bad as it is, it's a pretty word.
Beats the hell out of just goin' apeshit. Aesthetically speaking, anyway.
I hope you get to feeling better about everything. :o*

Kristen said...

Don't be grumpy.......

Sing with me........If you're happy and you know it...clap your hands *clap clap*

Ok, I know...you can be grumpy but let me kiss that beautiful head and face of yours, k?