Because I got nothing else, here's the "Don't Lie" meme ... stolen from from snavylycious!
1. What kind of shirt are you wearing?
I don't wear shirts at home.
2. Would you kiss anyone on your blogroll?
I would probably try to and get slapped.
3. Do you have a "thing" for anyone on your blogroll?
I have all kinds of things.
4. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?
All the ones who have been to Guam.
5. How many kids do you want to have?
What's the point? I'm not going to have any.
6. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
I don't have a bad one with my mom. My dad's been dead for 10 years.
7. What name would you want besides the one you have?
I would like do be Grand Duke Amadeus Sherlock Snuffleupagus.
8. What did you do for your last birthday?
9. What's your current ringtone on your phone?
10. What do you think when you get meme's with missing questions?
I usually miss the missing questions ... thanks snavy for making up ones for the missing numbers!
11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sitting here in front of my computer.
12.Where is the furthest place you've ever called to talk to someone?
Probably Paris, France.
13. Do you like having your hair pulled?
Not my pubes.
14. Name something you CANNOT wait to do?
Usually, it's peeing. When I have to pee, I HAVE to pee.
15. Last time you saw your dad?
In his casket, right before they closed the lid.
16. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
Being perpetually not-rich.
17. What is your favorite board game?
18. Do you have a pimp name?
Nope. I have the names and numbers of several prostitutes ... on speed dial.
19. Have you ever talked to Tom (from MySpace)?
Fuck that guy.
20. What's the last thing you ate?
Custard pie and latiya.
21. Favorite month?
22. Least favorite month?
23. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?
I don't know anyone as fat as me from whom to borrow clothes.
24. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
25. Most visited Web page?
My own blog. Sad, no?
26. Do you ever sleep in the nude?
27. What is the strangest thing you have in your purse or wallet?
A card with the First Amendment on it that also contains language for protesting the closure of court proceedings.
28. Last person to make you sad?
29. Would you help your best friend fight if he/she is losing?
Losing what? Weight? Money? A game to me?
30. Coke or Pepsi?
Is it OK to choose RC Cola?
31. Do you have a crush?
An Orange Crush?
32. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
You could have asked "in the past several years" and the answer still would be "no."
... and no ... no early HNT today ...