Saturday, October 07, 2006

woe be to vegetarians ...

God is sending a message: Eat meat.

First, it was E. coli in spinach. Sorry, Popeye, but the super-good-for-you green is suddenly deadly.

Hard to tell kids to eat their vegetables when the food might make them sick or kill them.

And now, carrot juice has poisoned four people in Florida and Georgia. Seems that botulism caused respiratory failure in three and paralyzed a fourth.

So much for being good for you. Beware vegetables, people.

Eat meat. It does a body good.

Heh.


6 comments:

ArtfulDodger said...

whew, i'm safe.

Momentarily_Distracted said...

Mmm...meat!
:o)

terry said...

what md said.

Kristen said...

I've always enjoyed meat

snavy said...

lol!! I'm making a pot roast dinner tomorrow - maybe I'll just skip the veggie part and make a side of chicken or posk instead. Dinner's at 4 if you can make it! ;p

Madame X said...

Vegtables will kill you!