some questions and answers ...

Got this in an e-mail from My Favorite Person and thought I’d share my answers, since it’s so meme-ish.

1. WHO WERE YOU NAMED AFTER?
No one that I know of.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
It's been a while.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I have excellent penmanship.

4 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Steak.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I'll go with the standard, "None that I know of."

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF?
I would ... but he wouldn't.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Next question.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
All of them!

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I don't think they make industrial-strength bungee cords ... LOL

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Depends on my mood.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes ... sometimes I never bother to tie them when I put them on.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
DZER strong! *pounds chest*

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Ice cream sammich.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Women ... tits. Men ... who cares?

15. RED OR PINK?
Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I don't have the time to list them all.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My dad.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
Well, if anyone wants to blog it, feel free.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Black pants, no shoes.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Some nasty baked potato chips.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
"Without a Trace," the TV show.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Pasty.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Nekkid woman.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Someone from work.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Duh!

26. There is no 26.

27. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
NFL and NCAA football.

28. HAIR COLOR?
Brown when I let it grow.

29. EYE COLOR?
Steel blue

30. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Put something into my eye? Are you nuts?!?

31. FAVORITE FOOD?
Too many to list.

32. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings at the massage parlor.

33. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
"Music & Lyrics."

34. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
I'm not.

35. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.

36. HUGS OR KISSES?
Both at the same time, please.

37. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Sam Choy's cheesecake.

38. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Dunno.

39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
You.

40. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
None at the moment.

41. ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My mouse.

42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
SportsCenter, some Comedy Central.

43. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOUND?
Subdued moans ... or frenzied moans.

44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles.

45. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Thousands of miles.

46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Like in "The Jerk?"

47. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Rome, N.Y.

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