Taken from the ever-great kathi ... the middle-name meme. The rule is to describe yourself with each letter of your middle name.
M: Massive -- yep, I'm huge.
I: Intelligent -- smarter than your average smart cookie.
G: Giving -- says it all.
U: Ugly -- hit all the branches on the fall off the ugly tree.
E: Expressive -- in some ways ... writing, drawing.
L: Lazy -- evidenced by this stolen meme.
... oh, you didn't know my middle name was Miguel? For shame!