I have, as kathi has noted in some comments, VERY large hands. This little post is dedicated to her ;)
I am by no means ham-handed, but I do have hands the size of hams. When I hold an aluminum can — in either hand — you can't tell if it's Coke, Pepsi or beer, for that matter.
My hands are fairly deft and dextrous. They aren't quite nimble, but they're far superior to serviceable. I can write with them; used to be pretty able with the left hand, even though I'm right handed. I can write backwards and upside-down. I also can draw a bit, but haven't done it much in a long time, other than doodling a bit, which happens in meetings and the like.
My grip isn't as strong as it used to be, when I worked with my hands in physical labor on a much more frequent basis, being the son of a Chamorro blue-collar man who worked with his hands all the time and expected his sons to help out in that labor. That being said, I don't have a weak grip. It's just strong and solid now; no longer is it bone-crushing.
I still rock at the game "Mercy," because I have a relatively high threshold for pain AND the fact that my fingers are very bend — stretchy tendons, I've been told by medical doctors.
Because of the surface area of my palms, I can clap quite loudly. I can snap with either hand. I can deska an ear as good as an experienced Chamorro elder.
My fists are pretty big — naturally, given the size of the hands, overall. One fist is about the size of a child's head.
Because of various scrapes in my life — mostly from my younger days — my hands host a variety of small scars. Split knuckles from fights. Scrapes from a wipeout on a skateboard, or a rough landing from jumping a bike off a huge ramp. Scratches from silent fights in church with my younger brother — who had wicked sharp fingernails back then. Cat claws. A puppy's too-eager bite. The nip of a prairie dog (long story there; I need to post that one sometime). Paper cuts. A fishook. Sharp, jagged metal. Pencil jabbing. Wall punching.
Hey — I wasn't always as smart as I am now. LOL
I broke my middle finger on my right hand in the 9th grade. Was playing a game of tackle football — no pads — during gym class. It snapped 90 degrees inward, lapping over my index finger, pointing inward. It was pretty painful when the doctor reset it, jerking it back the other direction and then pulling it out until the bones lined up. That's how I learned to be pretty good at writing with my left hand.
Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• The Chamorro word for "hand" is "kannai."
Monday, February 06, 2006
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Lazy Sunday!
So what did I do with my Sunday?
Yep. Played an MMORPG for most of the day. Watched some DVDs. Ate some food.
Could have done some advance work for week.
Could have painted the living room.
Could have went out to get a puppy.
Could have written something deep and meaningful in my blog. Or even just something fun and goofy.
Could have went to the movies. Well, still can, I guess; it's early yet.
Could have written e-mails to catch up with family and friends. Or letters. Or postcards.
Could have went to Mass. LMAO ... sorry ... but I COULD have!
But I didn't. And I won't.
With apologies to Chris Parnell and Andy Samburg:
Lazy Sunday! Wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Chrissie just to see how she's doin'.
"Hello."
"What up, Chris?"
"Yo DZER, whats crackin’?"
"You thinking what i'm thinking?"
"Diablo II?!"
"Then it's happenin'!"
~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~
Lazy Sunday! Wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Chrissie just to see how she's doin'.
"Hello."
"What up, Chris?"
"Yo DZER, whats crackin’?"
"You thinking what i'm thinking?"
"Diablo II?!"
"Then it's happenin'!"
~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~
Yep. Played an MMORPG for most of the day. Watched some DVDs. Ate some food.
Could have played golf.
Could have done some advance work for week.
Could have cleaned up and rearranged the apartment.
Could have painted the living room.
Could have done the dishes.
Could have went out to get a puppy.
Could have actually left the house for more than the run to Blockbuster and one-choice, two-choice restaurant.
Could have written something deep and meaningful in my blog. Or even just something fun and goofy.
Could have applied myself and finished up a couple of the erotica pieces I've started.
Could have went to the movies. Well, still can, I guess; it's early yet.
Could have started — finally — my novel.
Could have written e-mails to catch up with family and friends. Or letters. Or postcards.
Could have started an exercise regimen. Or just gone to a park to walk around and take photos.
Could have went to Mass. LMAO ... sorry ... but I COULD have!
There are far more things that I could have done, that I SHOULD have done with my Sunday. Still a lot I could do — there are three hours left in the day.
But I didn't. And I won't.
Addendum
The DVDs I watched today:
• Serendipity
• Carolina
• Apres Vous (yes, a French movie)
• In Her Shoes
• Corpse Bride
• Sin City
The DVDs I watched today:
• Serendipity
• Carolina
• Apres Vous (yes, a French movie)
• In Her Shoes
• Corpse Bride
• Sin City
i got what you don't got ... I think ...
Stolen from Madame X, who stole it from Top Cat!
1. Name a CD you own that you think none of your blogger friends does:
OK … there’s a chance that ONE other blogger might have this CD, because she lives here in Guam. It’s “Marianas Homegrown,” which features songs from a variety of Guam artists.
2. Name a book you own that you think none of your blogger friends does:
Hmm … besides "The Holy Roman Catholic Bible?" LOL … nah, a few folks might have that … but I’m guessing no one else has “The Limerick: 1700 Examples, With Notes, Variants and Index,” edited by G. Legman, last published in 1969. Thanks grainne! *smooches*
3. Name a movie you own on DVD/VHS/whatever that you think none of your blogger friends does:
“The Muppet Show: Season One” is probably the most “unique” DVD set I own, though how many folks will also have “East Meets West Fuckfest?” … LOL
4. Name a place that you have visited that you think none of your blogger friends has:
This one is kind of tough. Again, since someone is also from Guam, I can’t go with any of the big Guam places. I’ve lived in Okinawa and there’s probably some places there no other blogger has been to … but that’s about it for exotic places. I mean Mexico and Philippines, but those are pretty regularly visited places. So … any of you mugs been to the farm owned by my aunt and uncle on the outskirts of Sedalia, Mo.? Didn’t think so.
5. Name a piece of technology or any sort of tool you own that you think none of your blogger friends has:
Hmm … another tough one. I’m not a big techie, so I don’t have a ton of fancy gadgets. I love tools, but what guy doesn’t, and I don’t have any esoteric implements. I’m gonna go basic here — a hand-crafted machete. Wait … that person probably has one! Damn! Hmm … OK … final answer is … pneumatic wrench — it plugs into my truck’s cigarette lighter and is used to loosen and tighten lug nuts. I LOVE that thing. Heh.
1. Name a CD you own that you think none of your blogger friends does:
OK … there’s a chance that ONE other blogger might have this CD, because she lives here in Guam. It’s “Marianas Homegrown,” which features songs from a variety of Guam artists.
2. Name a book you own that you think none of your blogger friends does:
Hmm … besides "The Holy Roman Catholic Bible?" LOL … nah, a few folks might have that … but I’m guessing no one else has “The Limerick: 1700 Examples, With Notes, Variants and Index,” edited by G. Legman, last published in 1969. Thanks grainne! *smooches*
3. Name a movie you own on DVD/VHS/whatever that you think none of your blogger friends does:
“The Muppet Show: Season One” is probably the most “unique” DVD set I own, though how many folks will also have “East Meets West Fuckfest?” … LOL
4. Name a place that you have visited that you think none of your blogger friends has:
This one is kind of tough. Again, since someone is also from Guam, I can’t go with any of the big Guam places. I’ve lived in Okinawa and there’s probably some places there no other blogger has been to … but that’s about it for exotic places. I mean Mexico and Philippines, but those are pretty regularly visited places. So … any of you mugs been to the farm owned by my aunt and uncle on the outskirts of Sedalia, Mo.? Didn’t think so.
5. Name a piece of technology or any sort of tool you own that you think none of your blogger friends has:
Hmm … another tough one. I’m not a big techie, so I don’t have a ton of fancy gadgets. I love tools, but what guy doesn’t, and I don’t have any esoteric implements. I’m gonna go basic here — a hand-crafted machete. Wait … that person probably has one! Damn! Hmm … OK … final answer is … pneumatic wrench — it plugs into my truck’s cigarette lighter and is used to loosen and tighten lug nuts. I LOVE that thing. Heh.
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