... that the best part of Jell-O is the crust? You know, that super chewy rind on the edges?
... mean, hot chicks tease you with descriptions of delicious pie and decadent chocolate treats?
... that the person in front of you in the drive-through is almost always a dumbass?
... that there is only one Sunday in the week?
... that the one day you forget to put on deodorant, you find yourself in relatively close quarters with a hot chick or two?
... subordinates have to be such selfish pricks?
... that you can't just have one knob in the shower, that when you turn it, provides the perfect temperature water?
... toilets aren't more comfortable? It's basically a seat ... why are they so low to the ground and hard and non-ergonomic?
... when you lend people money on a Wednesday and they tell you they will pay you back on a Friday, they disappear on Friday and leave you hanging, until you have to call them and pester them to pay you back?
... that I'm still here?
