• Did you know that if you are a one-in-a-million person and live in either India or China, that there are more than 1,000 more just like you.
• More than 90 percent of the dust in your house is composed of dead skin cells. But relax; most of it's yours.
• Your fingernails and hair don't keep growing after you die; your skin contracts, making it seem as if they're still growing.
• Pity fucks should be the community-service that beautiful/handsome people have to perform.
• On a pound-for-pound basis, no place consumes more Spam annually than do the people of Guam.
• Going back to work after a two-day vacation is going to blow in the blowingest blowing way imaginable.
The mad and often disjointed rantings of a large man. Warning: Posts on this blog may not be suitable for younger readers.
3 comments:
I shall endeavor to keep you Guam educated. Perhaps I can add a "random Guam fact of the day."
*ponders*
a few ... the major one is Liberation Day, July 21, for when the U.S. landed to retake Guam from the Japanese in World War II ... and a couple of religious holidays, because Guam is predominantly Catholic ... used to be 95 percent .... now maye 80 to 85 percent ...
arg! don't remind me!
now it's 4 loads and I have to do it Friday after work!
bleah.
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