• Turkey stuffing should never, EVER have raisins in it.
• Every movie ever made featuring Richard Grieco has sucked major donkey balls.
• Curly was the funniest Stooge.
• There's not much better than when a sexy, sensual woman moans your name softly.
• Football is America's game.
• Steak is best when it's cooked medium-rare.
• The only thing that is more refreshing after an afternoon of sweaty activity than a very cold beer ... except maybe a long drink of cool, gushing water straight from the hose.
• The remote control is one of the greatest inventions ... ever.
• Cold fried chicken left over in the refrigerator tastes better than fried chicken served up hot.
• No woman has maintained her beauty throughout her life quite like Lauren Bacall.
• Women break more hearts than men.
The mad and often disjointed rantings of a large man. Warning: Posts on this blog may not be suitable for younger readers.
5 comments:
heartbreakkkeerrr! dream fakerrrr!! don't you mess around with meeeee!
it's this a retribution song? LOL
i've never broken anyones heart..for the record
but when i see the words "heartbreak" that song pops in my head haha.
better than ...
"don't go breakin' my heart"
"I couldn't if I tried"
I can't not speak to them ... it's where I go for my Thanksgiving dinner since my mom moved back to Missouri ... and the turkey, gravy and mashed taters are tasty ... and she does make me a small side of stovetop LOL
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