Monday, October 31, 2005

10 to 1, baby, 1 to 10 ...

almost forgot: this is stolen from linny's blog.

10 Favorites:
• Favorite Season: Football.
• Favorite Sport: See above.
• Favorite Time: That part of the lazy Sunday where you wake up and realize you don’t have to get up, so you go back to sleep.
• Favorite Month: December — It’s all about Christmas, baby!!!
• Favorite Actor: Robert De Niro, Sean Penn, Will Farrell (he kills me!).
• Favorite Actress: Catherine Keener, Lauren Bacall, Meg Ryan (that magical smile … *sigh*).
• Favorite Ice Cream: Ice Cream Sandwich … fuckin’ LOVE those!
• Favorite Food: Meat and rice — too many varieties to mention.
• Favorite Drink: Coffee is probably my favorite drink, but it would be closely followed by Assam Black Tea. I actually drinkl much more Assam in a given day than coffee — a LOT more.
• Favorite Place: Out on the golf course.

9 Currents:
• Current Feeling: Blasé and ambivalent.
• Current O/S: Mac OS X — Tiger! Rawr!
• Current Windows Open: ICQ, Yahoo! Messenger, Microsoft Word, Blogger post.
• Current Drink: Big, tall glass of Coke over ice.
• Current Time: 11:40 p.m. Monday night.
• Current Mobile(s) Used: Motorola phone, GuamCell is my provider.
• Current Show on TV: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (he rocks da casbah, in case ya didn’t know).
• Current Thought: What the hell should I write as my current thought? Other thoughts: I'm hungry. I wonder if I should have a few more potato chips or one of those Korean pearapples (see the 5 category below).
• Current Clothes: Jeans, unbuttoned and unzipped … wanna see? ;)

8 Firsts:
• First Nickname: Bulldozer.
• First Kiss: “I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night (And Party Every Day)” … oh! I get it … umm … some girl in 3rd grade.
• First Crush: The girl in 3rd grade. Her best friend pushed me down the stairs over it … and later me and the best friend attended high school together and became good friends! LOL
• First Computer: My personal one was a Mac Performa — the Edsel of Macs. Our family bought a … what the fuck was it … one of those ones that you connected to your TV. All I know is it sucked ass and I never touched it.
• First Vehicle I drove: My Uncle Tony’s tractor on his farm in Missouri.
• First Job: I was a youthful entrepreneur. Was a Red Cross-certified babysitter on Kadena Air Force Base in Japan and also had a business with my friend “Jughead” (I shit you not!) selling iced tea to construction workers on the base. Oh, and we also cut grass and trimmed lawns in the summer. Damn I was a busy beaver!!
• First Movie: If I remember right, it was “The Big Bus,” at an outdoor theater on NCTAMS here on Guam with the family.
• First Pet: Princess, a daschund that liked to steal lollipops and loved Kool-Aid in her water bowl.
• First Shave: Junior high … but it was only like three hairs. Even know I can go for days without really NEEDING to shave.

7 Lasts:
• Last Chai (Tea): Screw that crap. It sucks ass!
• Last Movie: “Elizabeth” town just this weekend. I liked it a lot, even though I broke down during it a couple times because of scenes regarding the main character making preparations for his dad’s funeral.
• Last Time I Drove: Just about 30 minutes ago.
• Last Time Shaved: Can’t remember … I actually prefer to blow money by going to a barber shop and getting my head and face shaved … one of my little indulgences. LOL
• Last Web Site Visited: Yahoo!
• Last Software Installed: Upgraded my iTunes; last new program — JussDrop.
• Last Pill I Had: Some aspirin last week.

6 Have You Evers:
• Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yep.
• Have You Ever Been Drunk: Not recently.
• Have You Ever Climbed a Tree: I’ve climbed more trees than most people … something about Guam and the jungle does that to you.
• Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Yes … you gotta love the strippers!
• Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire or Bomb Blast: Gunfire; I’ve been hunting and have relatives with lotsa guns.
• Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: I highly doubt it, at least not from a romantic standard.

5 Things:
• Things You Can Hear Right Now: Television, fan, air conditioner, fingers tapping keyboard, dog barking outside.
• Things On Your Bed: About 15 pillows, clothes, wrapping paper, Santa hat, comforter.
• Things You Ate Today: Candy corn (it’s Halloween!), spicy barbeque chicken, steamed white rice, Cocoa Krispies with sliced bananas, potato chips.
• Things in Mind: I don’t wanna work tomorrow; I have to write the first Jingle George; This list is taking longer than I thought it would; I need images to go with this list; I need to replace the batteries in my digital camera.
• Things in your refrigerator: Assam Black Tea; Korean pearapples; cereal; salad fixings; four kinds of cheese.

4 Places You Have Been Today:
• The office.
• Korean restaurant.
• Supermarket.
• Paradise (but I’ve never been to me).

3 Things on your desk right now:
• eMac.
• Bills.
• Velocity lightweight moisturizer (surprised ya, didn’t I?).

2 Choices:
Black or White: Always black.
Hot or Cold: Usually cold.

1 Thing You Want To Do Before You Die:
• Thing? Does a person count? LOL Hmm … I would have to say, win a huge lottery. Heh.


Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• On Guam, it’s already November. Fuck. It’s fucking NOVEMBER!!! Where the hell did the year go?

16 comments:

Deb said...

First kiss! haha! You're too much. I have so much to comment about on this post...

First of all, I ALWAYS wanted a daschund, and name him Friehofer <--sp?

Question: Why do you have a Santa's hat lying on your bed?

I didn't realize that you're practically a day ahead of us in the US..........

Also, I love the fact that you blow all your money in the barber's shop instead of doing it yourself... you're like a man version of me, I blow all my money at the spa getting my manicure/pedicure and hair done..... You sound like a real man! ;)

I also want to know WHAT LAW you broke mister, and HOW did get a stripper to kiss you? They usually don't kiss----rule of the 'house'. NOT THAT I KNOW ALL THE RULES HERE!!!

I better shut up now.

{{muah}}

DZER said...

deb: OK, here goes:

Santa's hat: I do a column for my newspaper during the holidays that's all about Christmas and wrapping gifts and choosing gifts and what not. I am Jingle George. I wear the Santa hat, and sometimes other Santa suit parts, for the photos. If you go through my archives, you will find some very goofy pics of me in the hat.

a man version of you? I'm honored! LOL

and there were several laws that I've broken ... how many of them do you want me to list? LOL

And on Guam the "no-touchy" thing is totally up to the stripper. And, for some reason, the professional uber-mothers (single) stripper ya-ya's (PUSSY) just seem to be drawn to me ... and my wallet LOL

DZER said...

and didja see yer button? LOL

Everything Nice said...

dz - i totally had a performa too!!! I use it as a an anger management piece now.

Yes, I still have it. I'm a mac lover.

I want to comment more, but I have to work unfortunately...

Deb said...

AH! Okay, explains the Santa hat question I had....hmmm......playing dress up with these strippers are ya? ;)

Well, as far as the 'breaking the law' question- that explains the picture on the right with the orange jump suit? (hehe) Tis cute anyway! Love my criminals!

Oh, and yes, I sure did see my button, .... I look much like an advertisement for lesbian porn! Wonderful contradiction for a Christian lesbian who gets down wit'da girls! haha! Love it!

You're the best Dzer! ;)

DZER said...

naughty one: come back and comment more ... I'm looking forward to more ego-stroking ... among other things ;)

deb: broken the law ... but never convicted of a felony ... does that help? LOL ... and I don't think I'm THE best ... (maybe just top 5).

;)

berly02 said...

Your picture of candy corn made me hungry. Dammit!

sassinak said...

i'm stealing this list and doing it myself

:)

also morning!

and we share that sunday morning feeling... there's nothing better than that!

freethoughtguy said...

So how was Halloween in Guam?

Deb said...

Dzer: If that's the case, then I need you to be the driver of the get away car when we rob that bank!

When you picking me up????????????

DZER said...

berly: sorry darlin' ... how's the sugar coma?

sass: steal away, as I stole LOL ... and ain't that one of the greatest feelings ever? :)

freethinker: quiet and safe ... and a little spoooooooooky

deb: I can be your Transporter. How big is the package? Where do you want it delivered to? ;)

kathi said...

That was amazing.

DZER said...

kathi: awww ... pshaw .. *blush*

SignGurl said...

D~I absolutely love candy corn!

The 1st vehicle that I drove was a tractor. My gramps is a farmer and he taught me at age 5. I earned $.50 and hour to drive while workers picked rocks from the fields. I thought I was rich.

DZER said...

jenn: candy corn is killer! and nice to know someone else has the same first-time driving experience ;)

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