Just wanted to get that outta the way. Of course, the number of posts doesn't include DZEROTICA or DZER's Guam PIcs. If those were factored in, the total would be 341 ... but who marks their 341st post? LOL
And now for something completely stripperish
♥ Time spent at Club Crazy Horse in Tumon: 1.75 hours.
♥ Number of strippers who took the stage in that time frame: Six.
♥ Number of strippers who sat down with me: Two, at two different points.
♥ Number of drinks bought for Yvette: Two, for a total of $40. She's my favorite. Great pole work, lots of attitude and confidence. Fun and not overly focused on the money. No, seriously. LOL ... oh ... and VERY affectionate. She likes me ... she really, REALLY likes me! heh.
♥ Number of beers I consumed: Two.
♥ Number of times I was bitten: Twice. Only one time that hurt though.
♥ Time spent getting my neck kissed and sucked: About 5 minutes.
♥ Stolen kisses: Two.
♥ Number of titties I touched: Five ... and no, there wasn't a mutant, three-titted stripper or a one-tittied stripper ... one girl was just a little stingy ... LOL
♥ Number of tongues slipped between my lips: One.
♥ Number of tongues slipped into my ear: One.
♥ Phone numbers received from strippers: One. Heh.
♥ Number of strippers who asked me if I was going to jack off thinking about them when I got home: Two.