Saturday, January 14, 2006

DZER is eee-ville ...

OK ... thanks to Tequila Girl, it is now clear that I am one evil bastard! LOL

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Eighth Level of Hell: The Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche.

The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart.

When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


gigi said...

Done this...guess which level?

Suze said...

I'm exhausted after answering all those questions.

Not a very favourable result though. I thought I would come out as an angel. LOL.

Steppin' On Toes said...

Guess I get something to do later. Thanks!

grainne said...

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Sounds too close to my real day to day life...peaceful but sad... ~L~

DZER said...

gigi: hmm .... 7th?

suze: angel? LOL ... somehow I've always envisioned you as a something of a succubus ;)

jax: always glad to help! LOL

grainne: hmmm ... limbo? *holds out a bar* let's go, darlin' ... I wanna see you bend ;)

Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates and Aristotle? Which one you gonna lay first? LMAO

gigi said...


DZER said...

gigi: ahhh ... now why doesn't that surprise me at all? LOL

kathi said...

Purgatory. :)

Natalia said...

Woohoo Dzer!!! Loving the evil red eyes. Gnarly yet alluring.


DZER said...

kathi: I knew you wouldn't be in the depths of hell anywhere near me LOL

nat: I'm liking "gnarly yet alluring." ;)

Chrissie said...

Guess this means we wont be sitting together on the train??
So much for saving YOU a seat!


DZER said...

Hey ... it's no my fault you answered in present tense and didn't include the what ifs!

and don't hate me because I'm evil ;)