Sunday, April 30, 2006

How DZER missed a day ... and other momentous news ...

Some of you may have noticed (all ONE of you LOL) that I didn’t post yesterday (Saturday my time), which is unusual for me. It’s very rare for me to miss a day. Which should tell you something about the kind of day I had.

It was busy and a bit tiring. I didn’t get to sleep till about 3 a.m., which was bad news because I had to be up by 7:15 a.m. — had to be out of the apartment by 7:30 in order to make it to the golf course for an early tee time (8:30 a.m.). It was a great day for golf, especially considering the fact that I was playing with two of my favorite golf partners. And, I ended up shooting a 90, which is pretty good for me. I would have broken 90 too, if I hadn’t really fucked up two holes in which I had birdie putts that ended up turning into bogeys. *sigh*

So, I come home after that, pretty tired from the exertion and the lack of sleep. I took a shower, rested up a bit, then headed to the post office. And, to my very happy surprise, a package shipped to me by My Favorite Person had arrived, after being sent out Monday, stateside time, via Priority Mail. That may not seem like a big surprise to most, but Priority Mail usually ends up taking a good 7-10 days, normally. The package included presents — Christmas, birthday and Valentine’s Day, all packed into one. YAY!!

So I called MFP to let her know — because that is our understanding (ahem) — but was on my cell phone and I was heading into work, so she said she’d call me when I got into the office. I was on my way there, with need to put in a couple of hours at work to cover for a vacationing subordinate. So she calls and I open each newspaper-wrapped item, one at a time:

Two Jack In The Box balls.

A bottle of pepper-instilled vodka, made for me by MFP,
together with a cactus shotglass (Christmas).

Three jars of famous spaghetti sauce, again made for me
by MFP, with her own hands (well, hopefully with some
kitchen tools and not her actual HANDS)(also Christmas).

One very cool T-shirt (birthday ... I think LOL).

The MMORPG “Neverwinter Nights” (birthday)
… which I’ve only played for a few hours and
already I’m addicted too. LOL

And a feather, chimpanzee-festooned Valentine’s Day card
(with a salacious, sexy, sensual and absolutely naughty
message inside … thanks baby!).

So I worked for several hours, then came home and installed “Neverwinter Nights” and got started with it. By 9:30 p.m., I was pretty tired and laid down — and was knocked out till 5 a.m., much to the anger and majorly pissed-offedness of MFP, who woke up at 6 a.m. on her Saturday to play with me. LOL ... I eventually did get up for good around 9 a.m. and we played for several hours during the day.

So, anyway, that’s the story of why I didn’t post yesterday.

Oh … and that other major blogging milestone I talked about? This is it: Post No. 400.

Though it’s not really a milestone, when you think about it. All it means is that I post fairly frequently and regularly. It’s not like I’ve been blogging for a year, or reached 100,000 visitors or anything like that.

And it’s only my 400th post on DZER’s Diatribe. The total number of posts I’ve made, counting the ones on DZEROTICA and DZER’s Guam pics is 559, at the time of this posting — and I plan to post some new pics to DZER’s Guam pics a little later tonight, and maybe even have a new post or two over at DZEROTICA.

So nice round number, but not really a milestone. Sorry for getting all of you loyal readers (12.79 and climbing!!) jazzed up for something spectacular, because this wasn’t. LOL

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• There is extensive evidence that ancient Chamorros knew of and valued steel well before the Spaniards came in 1521, and there is no iron on Guam or any of the surrounding islands to make the crafting of steel possible. Theories are that ancient Chamorros, despite having only large canoes (proas) by which to travel the seas, traded with civilizations that produced steel (likely China or elsewhere in Indo-Asia).


Kristen said...


Great gifts and I love the pink fuzzy chimp card....that's awesome

DZER said...

kristen: thanks darlin' ... and ain't the fuzzy pink chimp card the shizzle? ;)

Snow White said...

Well, as to the missing a day, make sure it doesn't happen again, Mister! I, for one, was worried! I can generally count on a new DZER post upon arising in the morning! Very cool gifts. And I'm glad you had a good golf day. xoxox

PS. Congrats on reaching 400! I think it's an awesome milestone!

ell said...

congrats on the successful golf game and the 400th post. and enjoy all your gifts - nothing like a box full a goodies in the mail. it really makes your day.

i DID notice you missed a day. but who am i to say anything--i can go for weeks without a post. i know, i'm a very naughty girl.


ArtfulDodger said...

Oh yes, we noticed, just hoping it meant you were passed out in the arms of a beautiful island princess somewhere!

And congrats on 400 posts! I think it is something to celebrate, heck, and gosh darn.

Those gifts look awesome, love the monkey card and I laughed out loud at the t-shirt, perhaps a sign of misspent youth? :)

DZER said...

snow white: I shall strive not to leave you hanging ever again ;) and thanks and thanks and thanks LOL

ell: thanks darlin', and I will enjoy them all — some already ;)

also, thanks for noticing. and ... how can I get you to be an even NAUGHTIER girl? ;)

art: aw gee thanks ... ain't you swell? and I could use an island princess ... *sigh*

and OK ... you heard it here first ... the big and bad DZER, star football player and standout student and overall very cool guy in junior high and high school ... played D&D ... I even had the little pewter characters ... which I painted ... but more on that in a future post LOL

Madame X said...


Good work there you sexay mutha!!!

Strumpet said...

'if I hadn’t really fucked up two holes'

God, I love golf terminology.

Congrats on 400, that's one Hell of a milestone if you ask me!

You're entitled to one day off, DZ. You deserve it.

I played D&D too. One of the only girls in school who did.

But, you know...what better chance to hang-out with a bunch of beautiful and intelligent men?

I miss that game, actually.

Role-playing is fun!

DZER said...

madame x: thanks, darlin'!

strumpet: don't let me get started on my driver's shaft ;)

and if you ever wanna roleplay, I can be the beserker barbarian and you can be ... hmmm .. the buxom healer lady? LOL

Chrissie said...

LOL *blushing* MAN! Now everyone knows that a laggin bitch I am LOL You could have just said gifts... you didnt really NEED to say how they were 5 months late. I suck lol Lucly 10 years later YOU expect that out of me.

*smooch* Love ya butthead.

Oh and SLEEPING?! I should have called back a few (dozen) times!

DZER said...

chrissie: I think your procrastination is endearing ... heh ... and you wouldn't be you with out ;)

I love ya too, sweet-tits!

and damn I was surprised when I got up that I only had ONE message on the machine and ONE missed call on the cell LOL

Chrissie said...

Well NEXT time you'll prolly have FIVE!


DZER said...

You know I love it when you talk all mean and authoritative to me ;)

Chrissie said...

ya ya kiss it...

lets play damn it!

SignGurl said...

I so love the monkey card. It looks like a friend of mine.

Suze said...

Dzer, here's to next 400. *clink's glass*

terry said...

packages like that are the best. what a nice way to start the week!

and congrats on #400.

Strumpet said...

Waaaaait just a minute here...

Are we toasting now?

Cos you KNOW if there is liquor involved I SO need to be a part of that action!


Bottoms up!!


I prefer to be a Half-Elvin Thief.

With a cloak of invisiblity.

(this way I get to watch whenever I want...)

And a jeweled dagger.

Mega-charisma and dexterity.


AlwaysArousedGirl said...

Wow...400 posts! You rock!

How do you manage them after the magic blogger 300 number, though? That's been bothering me.

ArtfulDodger said...

Ok dude, if you are coming out of the D&D closet let me know, cause I may have to as well. Is still have my bag of dice in my drawer! How pitiful is that?

JMai said...

Happy 400!

I didn't notice that you missed a day of posting... but in my defense, I was away for the weekend!

Enjoy all your rockin gifts!

DZER said...

chrissie: you know me ... always willing to kiss it ... heh

signgurl: so you're down for some monkey business? ;)

suze: thanks darlin' ... *clinkity*

terry: aren't they just though? and thanks :)

strumpet: toast on darlin' ... and I feel ya on your character ... but don't make me cast bigby's pulsating fingers ;)

aag: thanks darlin'! I am a rock ... I mean, I do rock! heh

and the simple answer is this: I don't. I don't remember the last time I went back that far LOL

art: It's not a D&D closet ... it's a D&D chamber LOL ... and nice to know someone still has their dice ;)

jmai: thanks darlin'! hmmm ... another weekend of hot horniness with el chulo? muy bueno, chiquita!! heh