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When I was really young, my brother I and sported crew cuts, but they had to be done every couple of weeks — that's how fast my hair grew. When I started going to the barber, they would use the thinning scissors — those monster teeth looking ones — to hack away at the thickness before they would actually cut my hair.
When I was in junior high and high school, I wore my hair as long as I could get away with. My dad WAS an Air Force senior master sergeant, so my brothers and I would get VERY strong hints to get a haircut when our gorgeous tresses reached a certain length.
Once I was out of high school though, even when living with my parents, my dad let me do what I wanted to with my hair. I became a man in the house the day when I was 17) HE bummed a cigarette from ME while we worked together on my beat-up piece-of-shit 1976 Ford Pinto. Yes, it was a very male bonding moment — a father and son, all dirty and greasy with a carburetor all torn up, sharing cigs. *sniff*
Anyway, that didn't keep him from making fun of me — such as the time I tried to get the sides of my hair dyed blonde, to make my semi-mohawkish top stand really out. They woman put the stuff on, let it set ... it didn't take. She repeated. I ended up with a reddish tint to the sides, which led my dad to ask me, when I got home, what clown college I'd signed up with. I TRIED to find a pic of that debacle, but I seem to be missing a passel of photographs. I'm sure I still have them; I just need to find where I put them.
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So what happened? Did the DZER (and yes, I'm getting off on the third-person reference) start losing his hair? Is he suffering from male pattern baldness?
No. to both. I still could have a full head of hair if I so chose. What happened was this: I got tired of dealing with an unruly mop of hair. I had to wash it daily, and had to use massive amounts of head & shoulders to control the dandruff. I had combs. I had brushes. I had not only shampoo, but conditioner. Hell, I had PRODUCT! Ack!! Yep, I had mousse and styling gel ... and hair spray. It was a pain in the ass to keep my hair looking good ... plus, it was hot under all that hair here on Guam.
So I started wearing it shorter. I left it a little long at the top and buzzed the sides. That progressed to something of a flattop/crewcut deal. At the time, I was still a military dependent and thus going to the military barbers, so I said "fuck it" and went with the high and tight cut. That lasted quite awhile.
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So now you know the story of DZER and his hair — or lack of it ... on his head, you dirty thinking freaks!!
Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• Ancient Chamorro males wore something of a topknot; they kep their heads shaved close except for a long bunch of hair on the top, back of the skull.
26 comments:
I love (honestly, love) a bald head. I'm just thankful you don't wear a baseball cap every where you go, that's the one thing that really turns me off.
I'm glad I don't too! Because then, if I ran into you, I would have no shot and makin' time with ya ;)
thanks, chrissie ... though I don't see anything in that pic that says I like her LOL
it's so nice to know I don't look like a serial killer ... it means that I can continue my WORK without being caught ... I mean ... disturbed ... LOL
chrissie: I'm like 2!! I don't have a choice!! LOL
horsn .. welcome to DZERLAND ... and I think all of us have a "dad voice" that resonates in us and makes us think of them .... thanks for stoppin' by, pardner ...
Great pics DZ!
I have been disowned... my ad is gone. :( Have I been bad? What did I do?
gigi: it's not technically a mullet ... wasn't long enough in the back! LOL ... and get as sassy and frisky as ya want with the bald head ;)
oooh ... adventure! it was a LONG time ago LOL
murphy: LMAO ... the benefit of being the man from the future!! *cue Twilight Zone music*
lilith: thanks darlin' ... and you said you didn't like the pic I used in your ad ... so I took it down till I can fix it ... :)
wooohooo!!! grainne joins the partay!! and of course you still will have quality ICQ time ;)
Blogworld, this is grainne. grainne, blogworld.
LOL
and I've always survived by my cuteness ;)
and crap! what's everyone's fixation on this dog thing? LOL
I love it Doz! Jesus you're a cutie. Let me pinch those cheeks!
gigi: dammit! are you sure? LOL
murphy: at least she didn't "tee hee" ...
naughty one: pinch away, sexy ;)
gigi: you pick ;)
I figured... what pic should I use? You can use that one if you want...
There's something extremely sexy about a man with a bald head. Maybe it's that 'militant' look, or that Mr Clean look- I don't know, but even I--as a lesbian, think it's totally HOT for a guy to be bald! (Unless he's got one of those nasty combovers...) I'm talking------all bald.... :)
You're so cute as a kid too! *pinches your cheeks*
hey kids
just driving by to say hi
also... SO CUTE!
Isn't he? Ya just wanna pinch his cheeks!
I just love how you add a "Random Guam Fact of the Day" on your post about our island. Educating the masses about Guam is ultra cool!
Now I wonder why we don't have many more Chamorros/Guamanians blogging here?
And by the way, bare flesh is ALWAYS hot...especially in the cranial region...Eeee adai! (:
you know... i too love the gfotd even when i don't comment on it!
Your blue eyes are just amazing. I've always had a thing for 80's hair, but your sexy bald head overrules the mullett.
lilith: we'll see ;)
deb: technically, not bald ... shaven! LOL
sugarpunk: don't you get started on the mullet thing!
horsn: you have no idea ... and always good to get more testosterone over here LOL
sass: hi! and thanks!
deb: enough pinching!
sugarpunk: we can always use more tourism ;)
oh so wonderful: laña girl, someone's got to educate the masses. and I know ... we need to get more chelus on the blog thang! and you know the Chamorros rock the shaved skull ;)
sass: thanks hon ... I'll try to keep it going ... gonna have to stock up on reference material LOL
jenn: awww ...*blush*
castufari: fuck ... I still don't think it's a mullet. And John Candy is one of my favorite fat actors of all time ... he was a funny guy! And go for the shaved ... can't you see all the chicks here think it's hawt? LOL
DZER ~ If you hadn't brought up the dog (TWICE) we wouldn't all be so eager for the puppy!!! Don't blame us because we read your blog, and because we want you happy with lots of puppy lovin and puppy kisses!!!
sugarpunk: I always miss the bodyshots ... guess it didn't help that I slept in till past noon my time LOL
kathi: OK ... I'm going out tonight to steal a dog to meet the whims of my loyal readers! ;)
yes! YES!! Validation of my non-mullet argument!
I sooooooo *HEART* you, grainne!!!
short in front and LONG in back ... not "longer!"
sorry darlin' .... but you lose this one! LOL
and the more you fight it ... the longer it takes me to write your personalized erotica story ;)
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