Saturday, January 14, 2006

DZER is eee-ville ...

OK ... thanks to Tequila Girl, it is now clear that I am one evil bastard! LOL


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test


Eighth Level of Hell: The Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche.

The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart.

When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

8 comments:

Suze said...

I'm exhausted after answering all those questions.

Not a very favourable result though. I thought I would come out as an angel. LOL.

Steppin' On Toes said...

Guess I get something to do later. Thanks!

DZER said...

gigi: hmm .... 7th?

suze: angel? LOL ... somehow I've always envisioned you as a something of a succubus ;)

jax: always glad to help! LOL

grainne: hmmm ... limbo? *holds out a bar* let's go, darlin' ... I wanna see you bend ;)

Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates and Aristotle? Which one you gonna lay first? LMAO

DZER said...

gigi: ahhh ... now why doesn't that surprise me at all? LOL

kathi said...

Purgatory. :)

Natalia said...

Woohoo Dzer!!! Loving the evil red eyes. Gnarly yet alluring.

-N

DZER said...

kathi: I knew you wouldn't be in the depths of hell anywhere near me LOL

nat: I'm liking "gnarly yet alluring." ;)

DZER said...

Hey ... it's no my fault you answered in present tense and didn't include the what ifs!

and don't hate me because I'm evil ;)