Monday, February 27, 2006

i'm crushing my head, i'm crushing my head ...

This pretty much sums up my day.

How close did I come to smoking a cigarette?

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*sigh*

If I had any energy left, I'd head to the strip club.

Drown my sorrows in a beer ...

... and between Yvette's thighs ...

... and between Desiree's tits ...

... and another beer.

I really wish the last decent strip club near my house hadn't moved.

Blech.

Random Guam Fact Of The Day:
• Guam has the ONLY dive site in the world in which you can view both a World War II vessel — the Japanese Tokai Maru — and a World War I vessel — the German Cormoran — in the same dive, as the Tokai Maru rests atop the Cormoran.

22 comments:

Madame X said...

D-Why don't you open up your own stip club?!?!?!

Velvet said...

Hmmm that sounds Like a good idea Madame X.
I'd help you out DZER but I am a burlesque dancer an entirely different art form.

DZER said...

madame x: hmmm ... think I could get a small-business loan? LOL

velvet: thanks darlin' ... I'm not sure burlesque would go over too well here; we're too used to total nudity and the ability to touch dancers ... LOL .. though I would LOVE to see you dance :)

BTW ... welcome to the Diatribe ... to both you and Sparkle ;)

DZER said...

sparkle: I'll keep you posted, hot stuff ... ;)

Sparkle said...

Hmmm.....anything Velvet and I can help you out with?

DZER said...

hmmm ... how did I get on top of you ... *said the vicar to the milkmaid*

Sparkle said...

I like it when you're on top! (or bottom or sideways!)

Shay said...

Yay for not smoking!!!
I just went to bodyworlds this weekend so maybe this pic will inspire you ^_~ -> http://www.bodyworlds.com.sg/images/pages/00006-02.jpg

Also, when I just caught your pic out of the corner of my eye I thought I was going to be seeing boobs...

murphy said...

finally a good 'fact' about Guam - now I just need to get there and then learn how to dive

and the idea of opening your own strip club up is friggin BRILLIANCE! you could have erotic poetry readings on Wednesdays - open mic!

see.. could work man - 'bisexual women thursdays'.. soo many themes

Chrissie said...

*blech* Thanks there Shay lol ick!

and thats a cool guam fact... i wanna see!

DZER said...

sparkle: thanks, darlin' ;)

shay: some days are tougher than others LOL ... and are you saying my head looks like a boob? or that you were hoping to see my man boobs? LOL

murphy: hey! there have been some other cool ones! like the marianas trench one ... that rocked.

as for the strip club: I'm gonna call it DZER's ... featuring the DZERettes, a diaspora of ditzy dames! LOL ... oh, and every Friday: Karaoke Night! In the private rooms, the dancers will strip to you singing badly on the karaoke mic! LMAO

DZER said...

chrissie: well, I can't bring the wreck to Cali ... heh

Natalia said...

Sorry you were having a bad one. many hugs coming your way!

-N

Alex said...

Well, if it makes you feel any better I feel just as crap today, for reasons I will not bore you with. However, by Friday I may be feeling better *winks meaningfully*

Snow White said...

too bad you're so far away... i don't have any beer, but i do have thighs and tits!

DZER said...

natalia: into every life, a little shit must fall LOL

alex: sorry to hear that mate ... *slightly worried about the wink*

snow white: hmm ... prove it! LOL

yep, it's me.... said...

i came that close to eating a snickers bar
didn't consider a strip club but found myself at some waaaaaaay different sites I found at Livi's.. guesss I don't get out much

David said...

Dzer's...What a great name for a strip club.

Mike said...

Four words DZER...."This too shall pass."

DZER said...

velma: I'll take you out anytime ;)

david: I think so too! thanks! LOL

mike: like a gallstone? LOL

Shay said...

i dunno whay I thought it was boobs - i think it was your head and your shoulder?
hmmmm
or i'm just a perv

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